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  1. Sexiest Scents As Proven By Science

    Have you ever caught a whiff of someone, and suddenly they’re really attractive to you? You’re not alone: there’s a link between seduction and smell that’s as old as civilisation itself.

    The sciencey bit: When an odour stimulates the receptors in our nose, they pass electrical impulses (or patterns) to our brain which the brain interprets and perceives as a smell. Our sense of smell is 10,000 times more sensitive than any of our other senses, and recognition of smell is immediate.

    Psychologists believe that the area of the brain that processes scent is also the part that processes emotions — and certain odours can make us feel stimulated, aroused, and excited.

    With that in mind, here are some of the sexiest scents, as proven by science, guaranteed to get you in the mood and more.


    What's a dildo?

    A dildo is a phallic object designed for sexual play and is usually used to stimulate internal erogenous zones.

    A dildo has no moving parts and is not the same a vibrator (though they are often confused with one another).

    Good fact huh? You can have that for free.

    To discover 24 more things you never knew about dildos, keep reading...

    Fetishes Laid Bare Medical Fetishes

    For many of us, going to see our doctor is downright hassle (not to mention expensive). But for others, it’s the stuff of fantasy.

    At first, those on the outside looking in may find medical fetishes tricky to understand. After all, lots of people associate doctors, nurses and a visit to the hospital with feeling ill rather than aroused.

    However, if you pay close attention to pop culture, you’ll pick up on the everyday medical fetishism that exists around us. Look at the iconic cover art for Blink 182’s ‘Enema of the State’ album, for example.

    Plus, who can forget Turk’s X rated dream about Elliot in Scrubs?

    There is a broad speculum - sorry, spectrum - of extremely varied activities that fall into the category of medical fetishes. In fact, it is one of the most eclectic fetishes that there is!

    So, if you're ready to play doctors and nurses, let's lay this fetish bare together.

    history-of-wand-vibe

    Ever gazed at your favourite vibrator and wondered what generous genius dreamt up its magical shape and amazing orgasm-giving powers?

    Where would we be without our favourite setting, the speed we know will skyrocket us to orgasm, and the toy we keep on standby by our bedside?

    From its very basic beginnings in Joseph Granville's doctor's surgery, to the flashy, bells-and-whistles varieties we now know and love, no sex toy has a more colourful history than the wand vibrator.

    We've delved into our X-rated history book to bring you the edited highlights. Enjoy!

    The 6 Movie Characters Responsible For Our Sexual Awakenings

    It's movie night. Lights are dimmed, the popcorn is burning in the microwave and it's time to forget about studying for a couple of hours (it can be done tomorrow, right?).

    Back in the days before binge watching a whole series was possible to do, without getting up from the sofa every four hours to put in the next DVD or VHS, movies ruled.

    We spent many hours in front of the screen, even though we were told we'd get square eyes. Recreating musical dance routines, crying over a doe dying, gasping at the daredevil stunts of the action heroes and marvelling at the tightness of the Goblin King's trousers...

    We are taking a trip back down cinematic memory lane, to look at some of the characters who inspired more than respect for their range. In fact, you could argue that some of them don't even have a range. But they sure were pretty.

    funny lovehoney site searches

    There have been 6.9 million unique searches on Lovehoney.co.uk in the past year.

    Most of the words that are typed into the search box at the top of our site are pretty straightforward - cock rings, vibrators and all the other types of sex toy we sell.

    And when customers type in a phrase, we try to present them with the product or page they're looking for. Simple.

    But! Some of the searches are not quite what you'd expect...

    "Anal cockroach"?

    Sorry, we don't have a page for that!

    Or any of the below, which are just some of the 101 funniest, weirdest, and 'whoops you're on the wrong website' searches we found.

    6 Apps That'll Shake Up Your Sex Life

    As a student, I'd be lost without my smartphone. It's an essential piece of equipment for me. How else could I keep up with all my important academic notices like last minute seminar room changes, workshops showing me how to cite correctly, and student union election updates?

    Then, in my free time I play games, keep in touch with friends, search for the name of the person in the current TV series I'm watching to find out where I recognise them from, and browse Lovehoney forums.

    I've also tweeted a large supermarket chain because a relative and I were arguing about what year the local branch opened in our hometown. Behold, all this power and knowledge at my fingertips.

    But wait, I can hear you thinking, if smartphones can do so many awesome things surely there's probably an app for reigniting intimacy? Like autocomplete, I'm already there.

    Here are some of my favourites for boosting your sexual inspiration and adventures.

    What You're Like in Bed According To Your Star Sign

    If you want to learn more about your sexuality, I suggest looking to the stars!

    When it comes to determining what kind of a lover you are, who you are most sexually compatible with, and what sex toys you are most likely to love, your horoscope can be a fun place to start - if you believe in the influence of the cosmos, of course.

    From lusty Libras to the sensual Taureans, our tongue-in-cheek foreplay forecast could just hold the key to your next great orgasm.

    We've divided the 12 signs of the zodiac each by their distinct sexual proclivities. Read on to find out what astrology can teach you about what you're like in bed.

    Do you think your sexual summary is accurate? Be sure to let us know in the comments below!

    Happy Australia DayHappy Australia Day! How are you celebrating your day off?

    We've organised a special deal for you today: Up to 50% off our most popular toys!

    From sexy lingerie and candles to spice up your foreplay to vibrators and dildos for serious stimulation, there's something for every taste in our special sale.

    Whether you fancy treating yourself or want to stock up for Valentine's Day, there's plenty of wonderful deals to be had.

    Make sure to comment below to let us know which wonderful bargains you picked up.

    Read on for our top picks from the sale, or see all the items here.

    What Stocking Filler Should You Get Them for Christmas? Quiz

    How is your Christmas preparation coming along? Once you've sorted the big, under-the-tree gifts, it's time for the fun part: preparing a stocking for your lover!

    Choosing some sexy stockings fillers for your partner is a great way of introducing some fun new toys and bedroom accessories to your routine, without breaking the bank.

    The key is choosing something fun and unintimidating that you can try together in the coming year.

    This is where Lovehoney comes in. We've done the hard work for you and have selected the very best sexy stocking gifts. Plus, all of them are under $25. Bargain!

    Armed with your second-to-none knowledge of your partner's likes and dislikes, just take our quiz to determine which small but seductive gift will take their stocking from "Wow" to "Ooh!".

    Maybe make sure they don't open it in front of the whole family, though…

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