Ever gazed at your favourite vibrator and wondered what generous genius dreamt up its magical shape and amazing orgasm-giving powers?
Where would we be without our favourite setting, the speed we know will skyrocket us to orgasm, and the toy we keep on standby by our bedside?
From its very basic beginnings in Joseph Granville's doctor's surgery, to the flashy, bells-and-whistles varieties we now know and love, no sex toy has a more colourful history than the wand vibrator.
We've delved into our X-rated history book to bring you the edited highlights. Enjoy!
It's movie night. Lights are dimmed, the popcorn is burning in the microwave and it's time to forget about studying for a couple of hours (it can be done tomorrow, right?).
Back in the days before binge watching a whole series was possible to do, without getting up from the sofa every four hours to put in the next DVD or VHS, movies ruled.
We spent many hours in front of the screen, even though we were told we'd get square eyes. Recreating musical dance routines, crying over a doe dying, gasping at the daredevil stunts of the action heroes and marvelling at the tightness of the Goblin King's trousers...
We are taking a trip back down cinematic memory lane, to look at some of the characters who inspired more than respect for their range. In fact, you could argue that some of them don't even have a range. But they sure were pretty.
As a student, I'd be lost without my smartphone. It's an essential piece of equipment for me. How else could I keep up with all my important academic notices like last minute seminar room changes, workshops showing me how to cite correctly, and student union election updates?
Then, in my free time I play games, keep in touch with friends, search for the name of the person in the current TV series I'm watching to find out where I recognise them from, and browse Lovehoney forums.
I've also tweeted a large supermarket chain because a relative and I were arguing about what year the local branch opened in our hometown. Behold, all this power and knowledge at my fingertips.
But wait, I can hear you thinking, if smartphones can do so many awesome things surely there's probably an app for reigniting intimacy? Like autocomplete, I'm already there.
Here are some of my favourites for boosting your sexual inspiration and adventures.
If you want to learn more about your sexuality, I suggest looking to the stars!
When it comes to determining what kind of a lover you are, who you are most sexually compatible with, and what sex toys you are most likely to love, your horoscope can be a fun place to start - if you believe in the influence of the cosmos, of course.
From lusty Libras to the sensual Taureans, our tongue-in-cheek foreplay forecast could just hold the key to your next great orgasm.
We've divided the 12 signs of the zodiac each by their distinct sexual proclivities. Read on to find out what astrology can teach you about what you're like in bed.
Do you think your sexual summary is accurate? Be sure to let us know in the comments below!
Happy Australia Day! How are you celebrating your day off?
We've organised a special deal for you today: Up to 50% off our most popular toys!
From sexy lingerie and candles to spice up your foreplay to vibrators and dildos for serious stimulation, there's something for every taste in our special sale.
Whether you fancy treating yourself or want to stock up for Valentine's Day, there's plenty of wonderful deals to be had.
Make sure to comment below to let us know which wonderful bargains you picked up.
Read on for our top picks from the sale, or see all the items here.
How is your Christmas preparation coming along? Once you've sorted the big, under-the-tree gifts, it's time for the fun part: preparing a stocking for your lover!
Choosing some sexy stockings fillers for your partner is a great way of introducing some fun new toys and bedroom accessories to your routine, without breaking the bank.
The key is choosing something fun and unintimidating that you can try together in the coming year.
This is where Lovehoney comes in. We've done the hard work for you and have selected the very best sexy stocking gifts. Plus, all of them are under $25. Bargain!
Armed with your second-to-none knowledge of your partner's likes and dislikes, just take our quiz to determine which small but seductive gift will take their stocking from "Wow" to "Ooh!".
Maybe make sure they don't open it in front of the whole family, though…
Buying a sex toy for your wife, girlfriend or special friend this Christmas could be the key to a 2016 filled with renewed passion and excitement. Buying a toy for someone is a hugely intimate affair, and as her partner you're in the perfect position to predict her new favourite toy based on her bedroom tastes and desires.
That doesn't mean it's not incredibly daunting, however. What if she doesn't like what you've chosen? That's why we've put our thinking caps together to come up with the perfect tool to help you narrow down your gift options and find the ideal present.
Using the exclusive insider info you've earned as your lady's confidante, simply complete the seven questions we've set out below. We'll collate the data and choose the best sex toy to put under the Christmas tree to make sure she's all smiles on the morning on the 25th.
There are eight possible results to our quiz, and each one is top-ranking, best-selling crowd-pleaser on the Lovehoney Australia site - and that's based off 210,000 reviews! All you have to do? Make sure she doesn't have one already!
Love to Orgasm(atron)?
Prepare to get your rocks off with help from the loudest band on earth.
That's right, Motörhead's Official Pleasure Collection has arrived, and it's blowing us away.
A departure from the typical pink and purple vibrators you're used to seeing, this collection features black and metallic silver vibes with exquisite detailing.
Rock Out with one of four epic vibrators, all emblazoned with the band's iconic logos and packed with a powerful punch.
Front man (and self-professed Sex God) Lemmy Kilmister remarked: "One of the songs on our debut album was called Vibrator so we had to have our own one day, right?!"
It really was fate, Lemmy.
Check out the entire collection below:
Everyone's favourite viral content site is at it again, BuzzFeed provides us with hours of delightful procrastination fodder.
They have gathered a group of their finest employees, The Try Guys, and give them weird and wonderful tasks to take on and demonstrate for our amusement.
The Try Guys were recently inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey to try out bondage. When we heard what they were planning we sent a sampling of Fifty Shades of Grey BDSM toys and the results are divine.
Watch the video below to find out what happens when a group of BDSM virgins try out bondage for the first time… On camera.
See a full list of the toys used in this video below.
Next time you think to surprise your love with breakfast (in bed), why not try a TENGA Egg Lovers Heart? Underneath the hard egg-shaped case lies a textured masturbation sleeve to add egg-citement to every textured stroke! Perfect for anytime of day, solo or couples play Tenga Eggs are versatile and fun!
This egg-citing image was one of our #toywithmetuesday sumbissions last year. Making this a #TBT Throwback Thursday too.