Lovehoney’s Hottest 10 of 2022: Most Popular Sex Toys Loved by Aussies

But we’re here to talk about a different kind of good vibes - you know the ones we mean.

As we belted out Flume’s ‘Say Nothing’ in the car, laid back to Steve Lacy’s ‘Bad Habit’ and heard Eliza Rose’s ‘B.O.T.A’ every time we opened social media, we also had Jack Harlow’s ‘First Class’ playing softly in the background while getting down to business between the sheets.

Reflecting on the year that was, doesn’t just stop at finding out the top songs. Don’t you want to find out what tools were turning us on all year long?

As the countdown of the hottest songs from 2022 draws near, we’re counting down the hottest Lovehoney toys that graced the doorsteps of Aussies last year (in our wonderfully discreet packaging, might we add). And graced a few more areas, one can assume.

It’s time to find out Lovehoney’s hottest sex toys of 2022 – as bought, tried, and tested by you.

#10 Womanizer Starlet Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

Kicking off the countdown is the one-and-only Womanizer Starlet Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator. It’s petite, but don’t let it fool you. My goodness, it packs a punch.

This luxurious little Starlet harnesses Womanizer’s patent Pleasure Air Technology to a T, combining delightful suction with rumbly vibrations to take your clitoris on a journey that’s out of this world. Get carried away by wave upon wave of the gentle air pressure emanating from the vibe’s soft silicone head, heightened even further by 4 pulsating vibration levels to complement each caress.

Non-numbing sensations and a simple USB charging port ensure that the blissful waves of pleasure are never short-lived.

The Starlet’s ergonomic design makes it the perfect non-intrusive pal for partner and solo play. With Womanizer’s 5-year warranty on all products, you can be sure the fun never ends.

What our customers have to say:

"Wow, what can I say. When I first looked at it, I thought it was too small to be any good but once we got it into position, boy did it do the job quickly. This is 100% my go-to toy when I’m home alone and want to get off quickly, and as an added bonus, recently discovered it’s great on the nipples as well."

#9 Fleshlight Flight Pilot Male Masturbator

Cumming up next is Lovehoney’s #1 selling sex toy for men, the beloved Fleshlight Flight Pilot Male Masturbator (ya joking, shoulda been higher). Unlike QANTAS over the Chrissie period, you’ll experience no delays reaching glorious highs with this textured 6.5-inch sleeve. Crafted from transparent SuperSkin material for a real-life feel, the Fleshlight features a 0.5-inch stealth opening to an inner canal lined with thrilling grooves to stimulate your entire tube. Suction is very much welcome at these new heights, with varying levels of erotic pressure controlled through the screw cap base of the toy’s sleek, black casing.

After taking out ninth place on the list, we reckon there are quite a few suspicious-looking torches sitting on bedside tables, hey? All for an emergency storm kit, of course.

What our customers have to say:

"This is the third time I have bought this very exciting male masturbator. It is very well made, easy to use, washes spectacularly well, and - here's the important bit - IT FEELS FABULOUS! I am a 'bigger boy' and it is a genuine pleasure to have a masturbator that can take my full size! First time I slipped into it, I literally came within two strokes! Wow!

I love the top of the unit, which works on a screw fixing allowing you to increase or decrease the pressure on your manhood or remove the lid altogether for a damn good thrashing. When you are done, simply clean, screw on the top and bottom, and it then becomes completely discreet lying in a drawer, or in amongst your cosmetics."

#8 Lovehoney Butt Tingler 10 Function Vibrating Butt Plug 3.5 Inch

Shut the front door, alright! The Lovehoney community is clearly all about that bum fun at the backdoor, baby.

Rump rookies no more, the beginner-friendly Lovehoney Butt Tingler 10 function vibrating butt plug has evidently won a place in our hearts (and behinds) in 2022. The plug’s sleek silicone design features a 3.75-inch girth, a perfectly tapered tip for easy insertion, and a flared base to prevent any unwanted disappearing acts. Slipped inside the slender plug is a bullet vibrator, offering 3 speeds and 7 patterns of tantalising rumbles delivered straight to your sensitive nerve endings.

The easily removable bullet vibe and waterproof plug casing beg for you to switch up your solo or partner play beyond the bedroom. It’ll be tingle town all the way.

What our customers have to say:

"WHAT A TOY! The plug itself is extremely easy to insert using water-based lube and is comfortable once inserted. The vibrator’s different functions really keep anal play exciting and make the whole experience extremely pleasurable. Since buying this toy, I have purchased other larger anal vibrators that still can’t pack a punch like this one can. Overall, this toy is a lot of fun and also not too overwhelming for beginners like myself when I first purchased this product. I would highly recommend!"

#7 Lovehoney Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator

It seems like the irresistible two-for-one deal still rings true for sex toys in 2022. Prepare for trouble and make it double with the Lovehoney Indulge G-Spot and Clitoral Suction Stimulator, pairing Pleasure Air Technology with sweet vibrations to trigger eye-watering blended orgasms. Working the double shift to deliver G-spot and clitoral action, this stimulator boasts a 10-speed clitoral suction rim and a stimulating shaft with 3 vibration speeds and patterns. The easy-to-use two-button interface and dual motor have clearly kept Aussies powering through their intimate playtime all-year-long.

What our customers have to say:

"This toy is the one! If you like internal & external stimulation... get this! Each part works independently which is handy. Buttons are simple, once you’re familiar then you’re set. I love to use solo or with a lover if I’m on my knees 😇"

#6 Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator

Move over Miss Steele. It’s you who will be spiralling into a void of pleasure with this Greedy Girl vibrator.

Say ‘yes please’ to personalised pleasure with this silky-smooth silicone vibe, offering 36 possible vibration combinations for you to enjoy. 3 speeds and 9 patterns of rumbly sensations traverse down the length of the expertly curved shaft, while thick, flexible rabbit ears tease dual delight with 3 speeds of simultaneous clitoral stimulation. Sweet, blended orgasms will be yours as you discover exactly what it takes to push you over the edge.

Waterproof, USB rechargeable and whisper quiet, it’s no surprise that this greedy goddess hopped into 6th place on the countdown.

What our customers have to say:

"I purchased this on a whim one night, I'm not sure what came over me (pun intended) but I felt like I needed a change and wow does this do that! The vibration strength is out of this world. The girth is just the right size, made of a really soft but also life-like material and when I closed my eyes it felt like my partner was there with me, with mind-blowing vibrations as well!

It's really quiet, really strong and actually really attractive to look at! Definitely one for either solo use or if you are feeling brave, with a partner controlling it! 10/10 well worth the money."

#5 Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple's Sex Toy Kit (11 Piece)

The Lovehoney community just said, “why choose one when we can have them all?”. Starting off the final 5 countdown is the bestseller Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple's Sex Toy Kit.

Just like your Dad’s old toolbox, this kit is an absolute one-stop-shop. Except instead of fixing up the ol’ Holden ute, you’ll be giving some love to every erotic sweet spot peppering the body, both inside and out. And that’s the last time we’ll mention your dad and your sex life in the same sentence, we promise.

Featuring a teasing mix of fan-favourite vibrators for her, a cock ring set and male stroker for him, and many more essentials for both, you’ll be sure to spice up play in the bedroom in no time.

What customers have to say:

"Me and hubby bought this kit for a weekend away! It certainly didn’t disappoint - easy to use and set up with batteries where needed! All the toys were fun, and the fact it was a couple’s kit made it even more enjoyable as we both got pleasure from it."

#4 Lovense Lush 3 App Controlled Rechargeable Love Egg Vibrator

Heads up ladies. The Lovense Lush 3 could take the Hottest 100 to a whole new level of frisky fun.

This wireless, wearable vibrator is sound-activated, allowing you to sync your music to its deep, thrumming rumbles. You know what that means. Jack Harlow will have you feeling first class, that’s for sure.

Lush 3’s precisely curved design delivers 3 speeds and 4 patterns of targeted sensations directly to your G-spot, while the external tail hooks around to simultaneously stimulate the clitoris.

The option to relinquish control is also possible through the Lush app, allowing you to grant your partner orgasmic powers at their fingertips and unlock even more vibration possibilities. With distance no longer an obstacle thanks to a new Bluetooth antenna, this toy is ideal for long-distance couples looking to connect on a much (much) deeper level. Waterproof and easily refuelled using the magnetic charging point, this vibrator is sure to keep you blissfully busy in whisper-quiet secrecy.

What our customers have to say:

"Incredible! My boyfriend and I bought this to use for long-distance play. I’ve never ever orgasmed/squirted until this toy came into my hands.

The app is super easy to use! You and your partner just need to create an account, become friends and there you go! Instant pleasure. The toy can also connect to the speed of your car while you’re travelling, making long car trips very enjoyable. Relatively comfortable to wear whilst standing/walking. Thought the vibrations would be quite loud but my bf assured me he couldn’t hear it despite being right next to each other so another win!"

# 3 Lovehoney Magic Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator

When they said the best things in life come in small packages, they were clearly talking about the Lovehoney Magic Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator.

Coming in hot in third place, this pocket rocket delivers precise stimulation straight to your slice of paradise. A tapered tip allows you to please exactly where you want it most, while 3 intensities and 7 patterns of rumbly vibrations travel down the entire 4-inch bullet to cover all grounds. Whether you lay the bullet horizontally along your slice or insert for internal delight, this vibe delivers shooting sensations that send you over the line each time.

Petite and travel-size-friendly, thousands of Aussies have clearly never found a reason to part with this multi-function vibe.

What our customers have to say:

"Literally so amazing. Easy to put the battery in and super easy to use. Literally an orgasm with a click of a button - bigger truly isn’t always better. It’s the most silent vibrator I’ve ever heard (see what I did there?), which makes it possible to be discrete if you don’t live alone."

#2 Womanizer x Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

(GASP) Number two! Look, we can’t say we’ve never been caught serenading this toy with Britney’s ‘Womanizer’. This boy doesn’t try to front, it knows just what you’re after.

Don’t just take our word for it. Even pop star Lily Allen has publicly stated that Womanizer toys “have changed my life” - and that woman can write a pretty blunt F.U. song if she wants to.

This exclusive collaboration between Lovehoney and Womanizer features a sleek, ergonomic body and soft silicone head for irresistible contactless caresses at the touch of a button.

Pleasure Air Technology envelopes your pleasure pearl in 6 levels of suction and pulsating pressure waves, with intensity spanning from a soft flutter to sheet-grabbing sensations. Non-numbing stimulations allow you to tease your sensitive clitoral nerve endings for as long as you wish before the tremoring suspense all comes crashing down.

This waterproof, USB rechargeable stimulator will have you singing, 'You, you-you are, you, you-you are, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer' all throughout its 5-year warranty period.

What our customers have to say:

"THE single most life changing purchase I have ever made. This produces sensations unlike anything I've ever felt before (in the best way) and gave me the most pleasurable and intense solo orgasm I've ever had. It's absolutely delicious from the second you aim it well on your clit, you just feel an incredible wave of pleasure and it's like a beautifully orchestrated piece of music that builds to an impeccable crescendo. I've never enjoyed the build-up to an orgasm so much solo, and then when I did reach climax, I was gripping the headboard behind me for dear life. It's honestly incredible."

Alright, this is it. This is the moment you’ve been waiting for (unless you scrolled down the page immediately, then boo you).

A whole year of getting down and dirty has built up to this moment and my god, we’re edging towards the climax. Lovehoney’s number one toy of 2022 is…

#1 Lovehoney X ROMP Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Oh yeah, you’ll be ready to romp with this #1 toy. In the glowing words of one customer, “this does EXACTLY what you need it to and VERY quickly.”

This exclusive collaboration between Lovehoney and ROMP will have you clenching your sheets in ecstasy – if you even have the time to before climaxing. Pleasure Air Technology sends delicious, pulsing sensations straight from its soft silicone head to your hidden jewel, with 6 levels of intensity on offer to tease and please. Starring a whisper-quiet motor and simple two-button interface, playing with this tantalising toy is a breeze even when your mind is… elsewhere.

What our customers have to say:

"A MUST HAVE! in your sex toy collection. The best feature of this product is the fact it can be used alone in your room or with a partner during foreplay. The product is designed to be easy to hold so you can try with penetration as well. Having the option of multiple sensations from just a click of a button means it can be adjusted to your own personal comfort level.

I have only had the product for a few months, but I strongly recommend this to anyone who is interested in exploring clitoral simulation or more of it in their sex life- whether that is with your partner/s or for your own self-love time!"

That brings us to the end of another thrilling countdown...

Now that you know what toys are hiding in the bedside tables of Aussies across the country, surely you’re a little curious to give them a whirl yourself? Just remember to use a generous helping of lube each time you play, and you’ll be cruising to the top spot in no time.

If you want to keep riding out the high, try pairing each cheeky bedroom buddy with Lovehoney’s most popular sex positions for 2022.

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So, want to know the best cure for that empty feeling once the #1 song of 2022 has been played, the suspense is broken, the eskies are empty, and you don’t know what to do with yourself?

Build the tension back up again with one (or more) of Lovehoney’s hottest toys of 2022 and experience that mind-blowing climax over and over again.