6 Discreet Sex Toys for Guys (or Anyone with a Penis)

by Audrey Andrews

on Apr 29, 2022

Here are 6 discreet sex toys for guys, with tons more for you to choose from.


Sex toys aren't meant for just one particular gender or sexuality – they're for everyone! But we know not everyone wants an enormous strap-on or a realistic butt lying around their abode; some guys like to keep their sex toy preferences on the down-low and that's okay too.

A Cock Ring

BASICS Doughnut Stretchy Cock Ring

An ultra thick and ultra stretchy cock ring with tight-yet-comfortable sizing that can make your erection stronger and harder for longer. If lusciously long lovemaking sessions float your boat, this doughnut-shaped ring is your partner in crime.

What customers say: "This is the first cock ring I have ever bought. Slipped on with a little lube, felt comfortable as for the thick doughnut shape. Had the most intense orgasm! Recommend to anyone wanting to try cock rings"

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A Masturbator

Hot Octopuss PULSE SOLO ESSENTIAL Vibrating Male Masturbator
$135.96 $169.95 You save: $33.99 (20%)

Who wants to treat their tool right? You do! So explore the impressive strength and unbelievable satisfaction of the PULSE SOLO ESSENTIAL by Hot Octopuss, a rechargeable male vibrator that throbs with pleasure potential by the truckload.

What customers say: "I'm 70 and I'm coming like I did when I was a teenager. And, you don't have to be rock hard to use it!"

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A Stroker

Arcwave Ghost Silicone Reusable Reversible Textured Male Stroker
$23.96 $29.95 You save: $5.99 (20%)

Who doesn't dream of a lifetime of orgasms, on hand and on the go? Meet Ghost, a stroker crafted from silicone with two exciting textures you can swap by simply flipping the sleeve. Banish single-use toys from your collection: Ghost is here to stay.

What customers say: "My husband has been having a hard time finishing lately but this toy fulfilled both of our desires! An amazing toy, my husband says it is "life-changing" lol."

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Anal Beads

10 Function Extra Quiet Posable Silicone Anal Beads

Let me be-ad your fantasy. Enjoy explosively good anal play with these fun, posable multispeed beads, with a rounded tip for sweet insertion and bendable shaft for your pleasure. Insert as many as you want while the speeds take you from flutter to throb.

What customers say: "Best part was that you can bend it all different ways making it easy to be creative."

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A Prostate-seeking Butt Plug

Lovehoney Colourplay Colour-Changing Silicone Butt Plug

Smooth, curved, and crafted from colour-changing silicone, this beginner-friendly butt plug bends with your bod to seek out your internal sweet spots. Its perineum-tickling T-bar base means it stays put during play for total peace of mind.

What customers say: "It’s such a nice design with great quality materials used. It’s so soft and comfortable and feels amazing to use. Me and my husband love it! So worth the bargain!"

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A Realistic Masturbator

THRUST Pro Ultra Zoey Realistic Vagina Cup
$17.47 $34.95 You save: $17.48 (50%)

Let your wildest dreams come true with Zoey, THRUST's ultra-accommodating male masturbator. Nestled within a discreet casing is Zoey's specially designed canal, adorned with ribs, nubs and bumpy textures, ready to thrill you with every stroke.

What customers say: "Never had something like this before, wish i had it alot sooner as it feels REALLY GOOD!"

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Audrey Andrews

Written by Audrey Andrews.

Originally published on Apr 29, 2022. Updated on Apr 30, 2022