Hundreds of new sex toy reviews are uploaded to Lovehoney each week, and we're always on the look out for the one that makes us giggle, smile or even change how we feel about a product. One more reason why we love our monthly review contest, your chance to win a $200 voucher to spend at Lovehoney.
This month a very lyrical review caught our attention - a self-proclaimed ode to the Tracey Cox Supersex USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator:
"My girlfriend said: my darling,
this black thing caught my eyes
and now I can't stop wishing
for its buzz between my thighs"
Check out Clockwork_Oasis's full review.
Clockwork_Oasis takes our top prize this month for her rhyming review, keep reading to find out who were this month's runners up.
As our database of sex toy reviews grows past 184,000, many of our community members are eager to submit reviews after testing a toy for a few months or even just a couple of weeks. In contrast, June's Review of the Month winner put in THREE YEARS of testing. After enjoying her Tantus Realdoe Wireless Strap On Double Dildo Vibrator 7 inch over the years, summersun shared her winning review at long last!
Sharing helpful info about the Realdoe and her varied experiences with it, summersun even explains the importance of Lovehoney's discreet packaging, and gives advice on some of the best ways to use this strapless strap-on:
"The cock is extremely realistic and erotic without being over the top or disturbing. This toy taught me a whole new way of enjoying lesbian sex. You put the bulb inside of your body, and you basically look exactly like you have a cock. If you want to enjoy jerking yourself off, or having someone else jerk you off, the motion of jerking the cock off is actually extremely powerful, because the bulb moves inside your body."
Check out summersun's full review.
Summersun takes our top prize of a $200 Lovehoney voucher this month, read on for June's runner up reviews:
Make your wildest fantasies a reality by transforming your bedroom into Christian Grey's playroom with the new Fifty Shades of Grey Official Playroom Collection.
Your lover is bound to love these luxurious bedroom restraints inspired by Christian's boudoir.
The Official Playroom Collection includes wrist and ankle straps lined with soft faux fur, over the door restraints and a sturdy spreader bar for starters. Prepare to play like Grey and tie and tease to your heart's content.
Adjustable straps and bars means this tantalising collection is ideal for all sexes, sizes, furniture and abilities.
Each item in the collection comes with a Fifty Shades of Grey blindfold and door hanger, to guarantee your privacy during play.
Still want more? Check out the full collection below:
Exciting news: We've teamed up with renowned sex toy brand Tantus to give away one of my personal favourite sex toys of all time!
Tantus Feeldoes are the ultimate double ended strapless strap-on vibrating dildos on the market - and that's quite a mouthful.
Not entirely sure what a strapless strap-on is, or who would want to use one? Check out our guide How to Choose a Strap-On Feeldoe Dildo for the lowdown on these fun and versatile toys.
The winner of this competition will choose from our entire selection of Feeldoes and realistic Realdoes too. Considering these amazing toys average at around $125, that's quite the prize.
Read on below to find out how to win, and make sure we've received your entry by August 7th.
It's true, Lovehoney offers customer care around the clock. Have you ever wondered how we're able to provide knowledgeable service about our entire range of products anytime 24/7/365?
We present our (not so) secret weapon: The awesome folks who make up Lovehoney Customer Care with offices in the UK and Australia.
Our Brisbane based customer care advisors take their jobs very seriously. In their quest to know as much as they can about the toys and gear available at Lovehoney they test products and contribute their reviews to our ever expanding database of over 184,000 user reviews on Lovehoney's pages.
Check out some of Lovehoney AU's choice reviews and top selected products below and get to know a little bit more about us:
Have you added a sex toy review to our database of over 184,000 (and counting!) yet? You could win an amazing $200 to spend on whatever you like at Lovehoney!
Review of the Month
This month's chosen winner is alleyxandra who reviewed the Tracey Cox Supersex Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator.
A self-proclaimed sex toy snob, Alleyxandra did a great job of highlighting the appeal of rabbit vibrators, and reviewed this budget option in great detail:
"I've reviewed a lot of high quality vibes on my site, but I've been trying to find some more affordable vibrators that are still decent quality."
"This is a vibrator I would reach for if I want to masturbate but can't really be bothered with the effort of thrusting a dildo and working on my clit. I stick it in, get all the stimulation I need, and can orgasm far faster, with far less effort."
Check out alleyxandra's full review, and read on to find out who was selected as a runner up this month:
Do you think you have what it takes to create the next craze in the sex toy world? Now's your chance: Our Design a Sex Toy competition is back!
Whether you've come up with a clever take on a classic sex toy, or have a revolutionary idea to change orgasms forever, we want to hear from you.
Send us your idea for a new sex toy and we could make it a reality.
There are three categories you can enter: Sex Toys for Men, Sex Toys for Women and Sex Toys for Couples. You can enter one idea per category, which means you have three chances to win.
The winner of each category will receive $1,500 and the Judges' Pick will receive an extra $3,000, making it a grand total of $7,500 prize money.
Not only that, the winning design also has the chance to be made into a real sex toy, and the inventor could earn royalties in the future.
***This competition is now closed. Winners will be contacted soon. Good luck!***
You can never know enough about sex, and taking some time to study up on the classic moves could expand your bedroom prowess. Sound good? Well then, you'll LOVE our book of the month for May!
This month's chosen book is The Mammoth Book of the Kama Sutra edited by Maxim Jakubowski, which explores both the traditional Kama Sutra sex positions and their modern variations.
Inside the book, you'll also find sensual artwork, provocative short stories and detailed instructions for a variety of sex positions, including 50 not found in the original Kama Sutra text.
Order The Mammoth Book of the Kama Sutra from Lovehoney.com.au during May and get a free strawberry massage candle (worth $7.95!)
Adding a candle to your foreplay helps create a sensual atmosphere, plus this strawberry-scented massage candle melts into a luxurious massage oil. Win-win!
Have you taken a look at our gorgeous Lovehoney Lingerie yet? The entire range was designed by Lovehoney especially for you, our lovely customers!
We listened to what you wanted from lingerie and created beautiful and sexy pieces including bodystockings, stockings, crotchless knickers plus the Covet Me, Love Me, and Spoil Me styles.
The newest lines, Adore Me and Thrill Me have become firm customer favourites. Whether you want to cover up, hug your curves, or boost your bust, we have something for everyone. You can even add sexy accessories like nipple pasties, and lace blindfolds too.
Would you like to win your favourite look from the new Lovehoney Lingerie range? Here's your chance!
Comment below before 30 April to win your choice of lingerie from our new range. All you have to do is tell us which pieces you would put together for your dream look.
Click through to see how easy it is to enter to win and share your favourite combination in the the comments:
After 13 incredible years of delivering pleasure to the world, Lovehoney have finally hit 100,000 customer reviews! From our humble roots in Bath, we've expanded all the way to sunny Australia and accumulated some pretty big statistics along the way.
One of our biggest milestones to date is reaching 100,000 honest customer product reviews, and we couldn't be more delighted. Check out all of the numbers - big and small - that make Lovehoney the best place to shop for sex toys, sexy lingerie and bondage gear:
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