Buying a sex toy for your wife, girlfriend or special friend this Christmas could be the key to a 2016 filled with renewed passion and excitement. Buying a toy for someone is a hugely intimate affair, and as her partner you're in the perfect position to predict her new favourite toy based on her bedroom tastes and desires.
That doesn't mean it's not incredibly daunting, however. What if she doesn't like what you've chosen? That's why we've put our thinking caps together to come up with the perfect tool to help you narrow down your gift options and find the ideal present.
Using the exclusive insider info you've earned as your lady's confidante, simply complete the seven questions we've set out below. We'll collate the data and choose the best sex toy to put under the Christmas tree to make sure she's all smiles on the morning on the 25th.
There are eight possible results to our quiz, and each one is top-ranking, best-selling crowd-pleaser on the Lovehoney Australia site - and that's based off 276,000 reviews! All you have to do? Make sure she doesn't have one already!
Prepare to take your pleasure into your own hands and feel the differnce with Lovehoney's new luxury Desire range. Expertly crafted from the silkiest smooth silicone to be 100% waterproof, USB rechargeable and boasting 8 vibrating patterns and 12 speeds, the 6 luxury Desire products are bound to impress and delight.
Designed right here at Lovehoney, we took the time to probe your 276,000 sex toy reviews to discover what our customers truly wanted from their sex toys. This led us to choose 6 classic shapes and outfit each with extremely powerful motors, easy-to-use controls and a discreet storage case.
Combining the ease of recharging via USB with impressive run time and unbeatable power, the Desire range has been rigorously tested and tweaked to meet our high standards. And you know what? You really can feel the difference.
Fans of our BASICS and Lovehoney ranges will delight in this new luxury spin on classic Lovehoney design. Read on below for information on how we developed the range, as well as information on each product.
Each month we choose our favourite new sex toy review (from our growing database of over 276,000!) to win a special $200 Lovehoney gift card. This month's winner delievered a champion review that was not only helpful but amusing - it's a perfect 10 from us! Get a taste from the below extract:
"And here we are at the start of the Kegel Olympics 2015. First up, representing Great Britain, is Caliente. She's a intermediate kegel exerciser, but at 36 she will have her age against her in this competition. Her previous personal best was with beginner jiggle balls at a featherweight of only 56g. She smashed the European beginner's record by easily holding them in all day without even feeling them move. But is she really ready for the heavyweight division? Today we're going to find out as she attempts the biggest challenge of her kegel career, the Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls, weighing in at a massive 221g. Can she lift these advanced balls and manage to complete the full snatch, clean and jerk?" Read the full review.
Read on below for the latest runners up and to find out how you can be in the running for next month:
Sexy lingerie is the ultimate erotic Christmas gift to give your lover. Whether you're the one who wears the sexy knickers or are shopping for them, there's nothing like a little lacy number under the tree to bring a smile to your significant other's face on Christmas morning.
If you're buying for someone else, however, it can seem like a daunting task. What if she doesn't like what you choose for her? What if it doesn't fit? What's that lace up bodice thing called again?! Luckily, we're here with the perfect tool to help you find the right gift for your special someone.
Answer our seven questions below and not only will we determine which kind of lingerie your sweetheart will feel most comfortable in, but we'll also deduce which style suits her body type and personality best. Et voilà, the perfect gift in seconds!
On the off-chance your lady doesn't like the piece our magic quiz suggests, remember that at Lovehoney you have a year to return any item for a full refund, no questions asked!
Pro tip: Take a moment before starting the quiz to find out your partner's bra and dress size. How? A quick peek in her dresser while she's in the shower should suffice. All of our suggestions are available in standard and plus sizes so it's easy to find the perfect fit.
We know. It's still too early to start talking about Christmas. But we're just SO excited, we can't hold it in any longer!
So here's our early Christmas gift to you. Complete our SeXmas survey before December 7th and you'll be in with a chance to win a luxury sex toy bundle worth over $270!
In the bundle, you'll find:
Talk about an early Xmas present! Complete our survey below to be in with a chance to win:
It's official: Couples all over the globe are opening themselves and their bedrooms up to bondage. With our reputation as the sexual happiness people, we're often asked how to add some spice to bedroom adventures while maintaining intimacy and romance.
BDSM and bondage equipment can look a bit strict for first timers and people who are interested in more sensual play. That's why we've created our " Tease by Lovehoney" range of soft and sensual bondage gear, perfect for newbies and adventurers alike.
We're excited to announce the new range of sensual bondage products made from soft and seductive materials and designed for anyone to use.
Whether you're new to bondage, or want to bring some luxurious romance and seduction into your play, read on to discover our favourite Tease pieces.
Pick up the set pictured here: Tease by Lovehoney Luxury Bondage Kit (7 Piece), also available in red and black.
Buying a lingerie gift for the woman in your life can be a daunting prospect.
Cue the sweaty palms, the sudden inability to make a decision and the dreaded “lingerie shakes” (we made that bit up). Suddenly a box of chocolates is the best gift idea. Ever.
But fear not. We’ve quizzed the Lovehoney lingerie experts and rifled through customer reviews to come up with a list of quite possibly the 8 Best Lingerie Gifts you’ll ever set eyes on.
Forget the sweaty palms. This list is your new best friend.
Lots of men decide to try using a penis pump to achieve a larger manhood in minutes. Bathmate penis pumps use the power of water to help you achieve a bigger length and girth. Frequent use of a Bathmate pump in the bath or shower leads to bigger penis, and many men report enhanced erections and increased stamina to boot.
This guide explains how Bathmate penis enlargers work and help you choose the best pump for your needs.
Shopping for sex toys should be a fun experience, and we hope that our 276,000 user-uploaded sex toy reviews help you feel like you're choosing the right product for you. Because we love that our customers take time to write sex toy reviews, we've started a tradition of picking one review a month to win a Lovehoney voucher to further grow your collection.
This month we've chosen AWilki's review of the TensCare iTouch Sure Pelvic Floor Exerciser with Electrical Pulses as winner of a $200 gift card. Her review is informative and inspirational:
"The big question is 'does it work'? And, yes, it most certainly does! I've found that I am much tighter, and I can run now without any leakage and even jump on a trampoline, something that was impossible before. It also gives you far more sensation during sex and far stronger orgasms - so a win win all around, and worth every penny to hang onto your dignity and enjoy your sex life for longer. I can't recommend it highly enough!"
Read on below to find out if you were a runner up this month…
Love to Orgasm(atron)?
Prepare to get your rocks off with help from the loudest band on earth.
That's right, Motörhead's Official Pleasure Collection has arrived, and it's blowing us away.
A departure from the typical pink and purple vibrators you're used to seeing, this collection features black and metallic silver vibes with exquisite detailing.
Rock Out with one of four epic vibrators, all emblazoned with the band's iconic logos and packed with a powerful punch.
Front man (and self-professed Sex God) Lemmy Kilmister remarked: "One of the songs on our debut album was called Vibrator so we had to have our own one day, right?!"
It really was fate, Lemmy.
Check out the entire collection below: