We're all familiar with the pop-ups and spam emails screaming that they know the way to give you a 2-foot-penis in seconds, but unless you've time-travelled from 1856, very few of us take them seriously.
There are, however, safe and simple ways to get a bigger bedroom bratwurst without filling your laptop with a million viruses.
From penis pumps, to cock rings, to extender sleeves, there are tons of options out there for a longer dong, and we've trawled our mammoth collection to find the ones that you like best.
These six sensational tools for your, well, tool are among the highest rated in their category, based on our thousands of customer reviews.
So whether you're looking for a long-term lengthening or a single night of porn star proportions, just read on…
For the last few weeks we've been running about like mad, filming all kinds of new and exciting videos for our new-look Youtube channel.
And now, we're super happy that we can show you what we've been working on!
As well as our cheeky new TV advert (which is only showing in the UK at the moment, but you can see it online here), our three in-house sexperts, Sammi, Tilly, and Jess, will be posting brand-new vlogs each and every week.
Every Monday, Sammi will be talking all things lingerie, while on Thursdays, set sail with Tilly for a brand new episode of Sex Toys Ahoy, and join Jess for a lesson in all things kink on Bondage Gone Wilde each Friday.
For more information on what kind of things you can expect to see, just read on.
That's exactly what we've done to select a winner for Review of The Month: a competition that rewards your raunchy writing skills with a $200 Lovehoney voucher.
Hot off the press this month and walking away with that sweet, sweet prize is one of our most regular reviewers, Shadow Collector, with her account of the Bondage Boutique Extreme Wrapped Rattan Cane. This community member is certainly steaming up her S&M antics, adding to the continuum theory of pain and pleasure. Whether pain is your pleasure or not, we "cane" certainly believe that this is hers.
"This beautifully simple cane was the toy that took my S&M playtime from lukewarm to Jalapeño hot. Every detail, from the flawlessly smooth plastic coating to the springy and unforgiving rattan shaft works seamlessly together to deliver delicious agony with minimum effort.” Read the full review here.
Congratulations, Shadow Collector, and enjoy your prize!
Incredibly popular in the 1980s and 1990s, teddies and bodysuits have recently seen a resurgence in popularity.
Fashion bloggers are tucking them into high-waisted shorts, celebs are flashing them on the red carpet, and tons of high-street stores are once again slipping them onto the shelves.
But whilst the fashion world is going crazy for teddies as outerwear, many of us are still reluctant to wear them as sexy lingerie - a fact that I found curious, as there are some truly stunning bedroom bodies out there.
So I took to the forums to ask our customers about their reservations when it comes to the all-in-one, and some of the answers I got may surprise you…
Read on below to see the most common teddy dilemmas, and my top tips for how to find the perfect body for your - well - body.
Just as with the hair on our heads, eyebrows, and faces, pubic hairstyles come in a wide array of shapes and colours. Some people like it balder than a US Congressman; some people like it neatly trimmed; and others prefer to follow the spirit of Woodstock, and let it run wild and free.
So, should you shave your short 'n' curlies? The truth is, there's no right or wrong answer to that question. Those who advocate for the full Hollywood (that is, to say, entirely bare) say that it feels cleaner, is less hassle for their sexual partners, and increases sensation.
The Full-Bush-Administration, however, would counter that pubic hair is there to protect your sensitive areas, makes you less prone to catching STIs, and also helps to retain libido-boosting pheromones that make you even more sexually appealing.
Many also find their partner's personal preference often influences their own choice, but when it comes down to it, the decision (and the razor) are entirely in your hands. If you are, however, in the staggering 92% of women and 83% of men who primp their pubes in some way, then just read on for our finest styling tips.
For some of us, the words, ‘role play’ send a shiver of excitement down our spines; for others, it’s more a chill of fear that reminds us of uncomfortable team-building exercises.
But using role play in the bedroom is about much more than indulging your long-held and unspoken fantasy about that traffic warden who once fined you.
By adopting a different persona, many people find it easier to open up and explore situations and practises that they would never normally broach, allowing them to experience greater fulfillment and also bringing them closer to their partner.
But how do you get into it without feeling a little, well, ridiculous? Well, just read on below to see not only how you can choose the scenario (and outfit) that's right for you, but how to fully enjoy your foray into the world of character play.
Above: Want to know how role play can increase your sexual confidence? Lovehoney's lingerie expert, Sammi Cole, explains in this video.
Welcome to our final instalment, also known as part 4, of Tracey Cox's Sex Bootcamp.
This guide by international sex, body language and relationships expert, Tracey Cox, takes you through all kinds of ways to get in the mood as well as some fun ideas for frisky foreplay, and some new positions to spice things up.
The last step is to make sure you've got the essentials covered. Below, Tracey has over 30 suggestions to keep up your sleeve.
HAVE THEY BEEN VERY, VERY GOOD?
Then here are some extra-special treats for him and her.
Click through for some sexy treats and everything you need to make sure everyone is satisfied…
Welcome to Men's Health Week: this whole week is devoted to raising awareness of male health issues around the world.
But, guys, you'll be pleased to know it's not all about wheatgrass shots and multivitamins. There's a much more enjoyable way to improve your wellbeing:
Bashing the bishop, five-knuckle shuffle, beating the meat - however you like to refer to it, masturbation has been proven time and again to have many health benefits that go far beyond a way to fill time between episodes of Game of Thrones.
Chances are, you won't need much persuading, but if you're looking to justify that jerk-off session, just read on for six awesome perks to pole-polishing you may not have considered before.