As Valentine's Day approaches, it's time to spoil your lover rotten. But why risk splashing out on a corny teddy bear when you could give them what they really desire: a sexy night in with you?
We're big fans of love here at Lovehoney. You could even say we love love. That's why when Valentine's rolls around we like to celebrate by giving one very lucky couple a fabulous overnight stay in a dreamy location.
And, because no romantic night is complete without a roll in the hay, the lucky couple will also receive one of our best-selling Seventh Heaven Romance sets.
Each set is filled to the brim with tantalising gifts. From scented candles and massage oil, to the We-Vibe Couple's vibrator, which is worth over a hundred bucks.
So, for this season of lurrrrve treat your lover like royalty and hop on the good foot and do the bad thing in a brand new luxury location. Enter our competition for your chance to win.
Simply answer a few short questions on our survey here, and leave your email address at the end for a chance to win this amazing prize.
Why wait for Valentine’s Day to treat your other half? Spread the love all year round and christen October the new month of lurrrve.
To celebrate the release of our new Desire range, we’ve paired up with Tryp Hotel Fortitude Valley, Brisbane's only street art hotel, to offer one lucky winner the perfect romantic getaway.
Not only will our winner stay in Tryp’s luxurious King room (with indoor spa), but they’ll receive one of our brand-spanking-new knicker vibrators. Not your everyday pocket pleaser, the Desire Knicker Vibrator is app-operated, meaning your lover can take control of the speed and pattern of your vibes, from anywhere in the world.
Whether you fancy a night of painting the town red, or spending the entire weekend in bed, this win could get you in their good books indefinitely. Roll the dice and reap the rewards.
To enter, all you have to do is answer a few short questions on our survey here, and leave your email address at the end for a chance to win this amazing prize.
I recently found an old copy of Gary Chapman’s ‘The Five Love Languages: How to Express Heartfelt Commitment to Your Mate’.
The pages are yellowed and some of the content is outdated, but overall it’s not a very sexy book.
But just like any sex/relationship books I own, I like to see how things have changed over time (this book is almost 20 years old) and if any concepts can be applied to modern relationships.
This book screams companionship and marriage issues, but I’m on a mission to steam it up and see how it can help in the bedroom.
Gaz, I think you’re onto something – let’s do this together.
Festival season: the only time people actually pay to sleep outside, queue for hours, not shower and go to the loo in what can only be described as a plastic coffin of doom.
Despite these rather major downfalls, there is something about these muddy parties (not a euphemism) and wearing gumboots that really gets us pumped.
Whether it's the chance to see your favourite band, escape the real world or have a spiritual awakening next to the Tame Impala listening to bongo drums at sunrise (don't judge us).
This month, tell us all about your sexy festival experiences and you could win $250 worth of Lovehoney goodies.
Click here to take the Shagfest Survey.
We have reached that exciting time once again, with our popular Review of the Month giveaway!
Every month, one lucky reviewer is rewarded with a $200 Lovehoney voucher to spend on anything they like, right here on Lovehoney. This time, crazy couple have popped their review cherry by inviting a monster into the bedroom in the form of Lovehoney's Mega Mighty 3 Extra Inches Penis Extender. From the sound of it, this one is very welcome under the bed, in the wardrobe, or wherever you usually find your fantastic beasts!
"I followed the guide of plenty of lube (on me and inside the sleeve), squeezed the air out and let it suck me in. I have to say, it felt pretty bloody impressive holding this in my hand and there is no doubt from the guy's angle it makes you feel like a well hung porn star! It felt very comfortable and a few strokes confirmed that it does feel less sensitive than just my hand, which was the goal." Read the full review here.
Well done, crazy couple, we hope to read more from you soon!
Reviews, reviews, read all about it!
That's exactly what we've done to select a winner for Review of The Month: a competition that rewards your raunchy writing skills with a $200 Lovehoney voucher.
Hot off the press this month and walking away with that sweet, sweet prize is one of our most regular reviewers, Shadow Collector, with her account of the Bondage Boutique Extreme Wrapped Rattan Cane. This community member is certainly steaming up her S&M antics, adding to the continuum theory of pain and pleasure. Whether pain is your pleasure or not, we "cane" certainly believe that this is hers.
"This beautifully simple cane was the toy that took my S&M playtime from lukewarm to Jalapeño hot. Every detail, from the flawlessly smooth plastic coating to the springy and unforgiving rattan shaft works seamlessly together to deliver delicious agony with minimum effort.” Read the full review here.
Congratulations, Shadow Collector, and enjoy your prize!
Time marches on and suddenly we're halfway through the year, making it time to announce our fifth 2016 Review of the Month!
Blazing into first place and taking May's first prize of $200 to spend at Lovehoney are relative newbies A Couple of Kinks, whose reviews have been popping up all over the place over the last thirty days.
The one that really caught our attention, however was this 'moving' account of the Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator.
"This vibrator actually blew me across the bed. Seriously. I went from one corner to the opposite. Yes, you did read the first line correctly. This toy actually made my body leap across the bed. We just so happen to have been recording ourselves, so we actually have video evidence of this, which was really hot to rewatch together (but more on that another time).” (You can read the full review here.)
So congratulations to you both - we're sure your prize will lead to lots more mind-blowing reviews.
It's our favourite time of year - happy Masturbation May!
We'd like to give you a special opportunity to win a bundle of luxury goodness from our friends at We-Vibe. Be one of the first to try out these two beautiful vibrators of superior quality and design that are the newest members of the We-Vibe family.
The prize bundle includes everything pictured here:
- We-Vibe Rave G-Spot Style Vibe (worth $174.95)
- We-Vibe Nova Rabbit Style Vibe (worth $209.95)
- We-Vibe Sex Toy Cleaning Spray by Pjur (worth $19.95)
- We-Vibe Water-Based Lubricant by Pjur (worth $24.95)
That's a total value of over $400!
Click through and get in for a chance to win. The winner will be notified via email after 31 May 2016. This giveaway is open to AU and NZ residents only.
Everyone who submits a product review to Lovehoney is eligible to win a $200 Lovehoney voucher each month, and our most recent winner is Dr. Numpty for his inspiring review of the Male Edge Pro Penis Enlargement System.
Dr. Numpty suffers from Peyronie's disease, which caused him to develop a sudden and painful bend in his penis that made sex difficult. After struggling to find a non-surgical solution, he found the Male Edge system.
"I started to research traction solutions and came across this product, and am glad to say after only about 6 weeks' use (about 3-4 times a week and about 1-2 hours each time) it has achieved remarkable results."
"It's not that my penis has grown much (my wife tells me it has, but I can't tell), all I can say is that the bend is significantly reduced (sex no longer painful or difficult) and the length I lost due to the disease has returned. All in all a perfect result."
We'd like to thank Numpty for sharing his journey in the hope that it helps other men affected by Peyronie's. You can read his full review here.
The bush might mean different things to different people, but today we're talking about the one down under.
What we really want to know is, how big is YOUR map of Tasmania? For many of us lady (and man) gardening has turned into an art form with plenty of people leaning towards a minimalist, bonsai?, astatic.
Join the discussion if you care to share you hair preferences in our survey. We want to know if you like it wild or bare, triangle or landing strip or don't really care one way or another.
After we get your pubic opinion, you can enter to win: