Festival season: the only time people actually pay to sleep outside, queue for hours, not shower and go to the loo in what can only be described as a plastic coffin of doom.
Despite these rather major downfalls, there is something about these muddy parties (not a euphemism) and wearing gumboots that really gets us pumped.
Whether it's the chance to see your favourite band, escape the real world or have a spiritual awakening next to the Tame Impala listening to bongo drums at sunrise (don't judge us).
This month, tell us all about your sexy festival experiences and you could win $250 worth of Lovehoney goodies.
Click here to take the Shagfest Survey.
We have reached that exciting time once again, with our popular Review of the Month giveaway!
Every month, one lucky reviewer is rewarded with a $200 Lovehoney voucher to spend on anything they like, right here on Lovehoney. This time, crazy couple have popped their review cherry by inviting a monster into the bedroom in the form of Lovehoney's Mega Mighty 3 Extra Inches Penis Extender. From the sound of it, this one is very welcome under the bed, in the wardrobe, or wherever you usually find your fantastic beasts!
"I followed the guide of plenty of lube (on me and inside the sleeve), squeezed the air out and let it suck me in. I have to say, it felt pretty bloody impressive holding this in my hand and there is no doubt from the guy's angle it makes you feel like a well hung porn star! It felt very comfortable and a few strokes confirmed that it does feel less sensitive than just my hand, which was the goal." Read the full review here.
Well done, crazy couple, we hope to read more from you soon!
Reviews, reviews, read all about it!
That's exactly what we've done to select a winner for Review of The Month: a competition that rewards your raunchy writing skills with a $200 Lovehoney voucher.
Hot off the press this month and walking away with that sweet, sweet prize is one of our most regular reviewers, Shadow Collector, with her account of the Bondage Boutique Extreme Wrapped Rattan Cane. This community member is certainly steaming up her S&M antics, adding to the continuum theory of pain and pleasure. Whether pain is your pleasure or not, we "cane" certainly believe that this is hers.
"This beautifully simple cane was the toy that took my S&M playtime from lukewarm to Jalapeño hot. Every detail, from the flawlessly smooth plastic coating to the springy and unforgiving rattan shaft works seamlessly together to deliver delicious agony with minimum effort.” Read the full review here.
Congratulations, Shadow Collector, and enjoy your prize!
Time marches on and suddenly we're halfway through the year, making it time to announce our fifth 2016 Review of the Month!
Blazing into first place and taking May's first prize of $200 to spend at Lovehoney are relative newbies A Couple of Kinks, whose reviews have been popping up all over the place over the last thirty days.
The one that really caught our attention, however was this 'moving' account of the Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator.
"This vibrator actually blew me across the bed. Seriously. I went from one corner to the opposite. Yes, you did read the first line correctly. This toy actually made my body leap across the bed. We just so happen to have been recording ourselves, so we actually have video evidence of this, which was really hot to rewatch together (but more on that another time).” (You can read the full review here.)
So congratulations to you both - we're sure your prize will lead to lots more mind-blowing reviews.
It's our favourite time of year - happy Masturbation May!
We'd like to give you a special opportunity to win a bundle of luxury goodness from our friends at We-Vibe. Be one of the first to try out these two beautiful vibrators of superior quality and design that are the newest members of the We-Vibe family.
The prize bundle includes everything pictured here:
- We-Vibe Rave G-Spot Style Vibe (worth $174.95)
- We-Vibe Nova Rabbit Style Vibe (worth $209.95)
- We-Vibe Sex Toy Cleaning Spray by Pjur (worth $19.95)
- We-Vibe Water-Based Lubricant by Pjur (worth $24.95)
That's a total value of over $400!
Click through and get in for a chance to win. The winner will be notified via email after 31 May 2016. This giveaway is open to AU and NZ residents only.
Everyone who submits a product review to Lovehoney is eligible to win a $200 Lovehoney voucher each month, and our most recent winner is Dr. Numpty for his inspiring review of the Male Edge Pro Penis Enlargement System.
Dr. Numpty suffers from Peyronie's disease, which caused him to develop a sudden and painful bend in his penis that made sex difficult. After struggling to find a non-surgical solution, he found the Male Edge system.
"I started to research traction solutions and came across this product, and am glad to say after only about 6 weeks' use (about 3-4 times a week and about 1-2 hours each time) it has achieved remarkable results."
"It's not that my penis has grown much (my wife tells me it has, but I can't tell), all I can say is that the bend is significantly reduced (sex no longer painful or difficult) and the length I lost due to the disease has returned. All in all a perfect result."
We'd like to thank Numpty for sharing his journey in the hope that it helps other men affected by Peyronie's. You can read his full review here.
The bush might mean different things to different people, but today we're talking about the one down under.
What we really want to know is, how big is YOUR map of Tasmania? For many of us lady (and man) gardening has turned into an art form with plenty of people leaning towards a minimalist, bonsai?, astatic.
Join the discussion if you care to share you hair preferences in our survey. We want to know if you like it wild or bare, triangle or landing strip or don't really care one way or another.
After we get your pubic opinion, you can enter to win:
We love reading your first impressions of Lovehoney products, but there's something impressive about a sex toy review that has been written after copious amounts of testing. That's why we were delighted to cast our eyes over Chastitysubman's thoughts on the CB-6000S Short Male Chastity Cage Kit, penned after six months of use.
Review of the Month
"We realise that chastity isn't for everyone, but this toy has improved our relationship hugely. It is a talking point with our more liberal friends, some say never in a million years, a few have bought one or a similar thing, at one party the key was sealed bid charity auctioned. The winner waited a week to claim her prize!" Read the full review.
Congratulations to subman for being chosen as our reviewer of the month - a $200 Lovehoney gift voucher is one its way to you! Read on below to see if you were a runner up, and remember to submit your review now to be entered into our next competition.
It's the moment you've all been waiting for! We've been running daily giveaways since December 1st and hinting at the glorious prize we had planned for the 12th day of Christmas, and I think we can safely say it was worth the wait!
We'll be gifting one lucky reader with a luxury sex toy bundle including all of the toys pictured on the left, worth a combined total over $620.
The prize contains:
To give everyone a chance to enter, this competition will run until Monday, December 21st. To make this Christmas one to remember, simply enter below…
We're reaching the end of our 12 Days of Christmas Giveaways, but there's no time to be sad because today's prize is the best yet!
Whether you're a bedroom bondage beginners or BDSM pro, today's gift has everything you need to sex things up in the bedroom.
We're giving you the chance to win 1 of 2 7 Piece Tease by Lovehoney Luxury Bondage Kits (normally $98.96!)
In striking red satin with a black detailing, this 7 piece kit allows you to mix and match sensations with ease. Choose to get your lover all tied up with the silky restraints, rob them of their sight with a pliable blindfold, alight their senses with the soft feather tickler or offer them a sweet sting with the faux suede flogger. Or best of all, use each piece at once for the ultimate in bedroom teasing.
Click through below to enter today's competiton, and remember to check back tomorrow for our grand finale.