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    1. Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars76 reviews

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      1. Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet

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    1. Product Description

      Get lubed to the max and make the most of your slippery selves with this heavy PVC bedsheet. Protect your bedspread, sofa, floor or any other surface and get down and dirty in style. Wipe clean and great for practicing how to squirt.

      Can be used to cover anything up to a king size bed.

      As not seen in the Laura Ashley catalogue.

      Key Features:

      • Flat PVC bedsheet for protecting soft furnishings during messy play
      • 100% waterproof - perfect for squirting, watersports, sploshing and nuru massage
      • Oversized for a secure fit that won't slip during action
      • Wipe-clean surface is easy to care for (not suitable for machine washing)
      • Endless uses - lay it on the floor or sofa for a change of scenery, or create a slip-and-slide in your back garden
      • Sheet dimensions: 200cm x 230cm (6'7" x 7'5")

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet 76 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Squirter

      Reviewed: 29 July 2019 by Kevin/open/to/any/thing, a Straight Going Steady Male

      So my partner is a squirter and of course I love it. But it gets annoying when all the sheets are soaked before bed and have to get the hair dryer out.

      This sheet is always out now, and it’s thick enough to prevent any tearing, and really big for double bed, so believe it would cover a king size.

      Easily wipe clean or do what we do and bring it in the shower. :) It’s fun handing it on the line, knowing full well the neighbours don’t know, unless they hear us. ;)

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      How clean it leaves the bed.
      Bottom line
      Brilliant and kinky latex feel.
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    1. Perfect for what we wanted

      Reviewed: 9 July 2019 by YoungKinkyCouple, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I'm a squirter and we were fed up of having to put towels down and it going through the towels and all over the bed and mattress. We bought this to put over our mattress.

      It works a treat for an easy clean up and stops the fun from going into our mattress. Love this product. Wish I had bought sooner.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Perfect for what we wanted.
      Nothing, we didn't like.
      Bottom line
      Perfect product fits king-size bed perfectly!
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    1. Perfect

      Reviewed: 30 March 2019 by WannBeToy, a Straight Going Steady Male

      I had purchased this for watersports with a friend, it’s perfect, big enough to cover the bed and more, feels nice and easy to clean. Just wipes straight clean!

      Suppose the only thing you could change is a range of colours but that’s not really a defect so. Great product and would recommend.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Easy to clean, more than bigger enough for a double bed to be covered.
      No complaints here.
      Bottom line
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    1. Must-have

      Reviewed: 4 December 2018 by Aurora_1, a Straight Going Steady Female

      Wanted one of these for a while, finally got round to buying it and I'm mad at myself for not getting it sooner.

      Good material, well made, fits my king size bed, lovely purple colour. Feels cold when you first lay on it but that's to be expected given it's material. Came in discreet packaging and arrived on time.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Lovely colour, thick material.
      Bottom line
      Must-have for those who want to get messy without ruining your bed.
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    1. A perfect slippery night

      Reviewed: 4 September 2018 by Hornyholls, a Straight Married Female

      We purchased this to take things a little further in the bedroom and keeping the bed dry lol.

      It’s the perfect little thing to make that night a little more, ummm, let’s say wet and wild.

      We were covered in everything from head to toe, sliding around having goooood fun.

      Bed was bone dry after and it was easy to clean.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Bottom line
      Perfect for keeping your bed dry after a dirty night of fun.
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