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    1. Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars68 reviews

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    1. Product Description

      Get lubed to the max and make the most of your slippery selves with this heavy PVC bedsheet. Protect your bedspread, sofa, floor or any other surface and get down and dirty in style. Wipe clean and great for practicing how to squirt.

      Can be used to cover anything up to a king size bed.

      As not seen in the Laura Ashley catalogue.

      Key Features:

      • Flat PVC bedsheet for protecting soft furnishings during messy play
      • 100% waterproof - perfect for squirting, watersports, sploshing and nuru massage
      • Oversized for a secure fit that won't slip during action
      • Wipe-clean surface is easy to care for (not suitable for machine washing)
      • Endless uses - lay it on the floor or sofa for a change of scenery, or create a slip-and-slide in your back garden
      • Sheet dimensions: 200cm x 230cm (6'7" x 7'5")

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Slippery Vinyl Flat Bedsheet 68 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Simple but effective

      Reviewed: 17 October 2017 by UpThe Punx, a Bisexual Going Steady Male

      Got this as we were sick of laying out towels to absorb lube. Came promptly in a plain brown box as per from Lovehoney. Packaging wise the sheet itself comes in a simple bag and smelled slightly of holiday pool lilos.

      It's a simple sheet of slightly pearlescent purple vinyl, large enough to just cover a super king size bed if you don't worry about tucking it in, smaller beds could be covered more securely. One side is nice and glossy, great for lube or oil play though it's worth noting your skin will stick to it if not oiled or lubed. Once you are lubed or oiled up though it's great fun to slide around on.

      The other side is slightly textured, better if you're not planning of slathering yourself up but need a little protection for the bedding (if you're using the Sqweel say). Either way, it protects the bedding and is simple to clean off afterwards.

      One thing to note is that this sheet is nowhere near as strong as a normal cotton sheet. That's not to say its in any way delicate, I just wouldn't advise wearing heels if using you're indulging in "vigorous" activities.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Gorgeous colour, robust and simple to use.
      Nothing, it's a sheet that stops you trashing your bedding, what's not to like!
      Bottom line
      A great piece of practical bedroom paraphernalia I wish I'd picked up sooner.
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    1. Keeps mess to a minimum

      Reviewed: 12 January 2017 by Nins_20, a Straight Going Steady Female

      Bought this mostly as a mattress protector because sex is messy! However, after getting it we discovered that we could be more messy than usual if we wanted to because all you have to do is rinse it off and air dry it to clean it, it's great!

      We have used this with massage oil for a really fun and slippery experience, which was great. Afterwards, we just rinsed it in the bath and hung it up to dry and that was that. It's great for those people who like to squirt during orgasm or whose who like to play with oil and lube. Keeps everything clean!

      Overall, would definitely recommend for messy sex people. You're guaranteed to love it!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Everything! Super awesome and easy to clean after.
      Bottom line
      Great for messy sex.
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    1. Love it!

      Reviewed: 28 October 2016 by Newbie173, a Straight Going Steady Female

      The packaging was a little off putting but nothing was going to stop me getting this on my bed!

      I got everything ready for when OH came home. It was a little cold to lie on but if anything it added to the pleasure, it was great for keeping the bed clean and dry most importantly. It was easy to clean and put away.

      Not great for spur of the moment fun but great for a lovely night in with the OH.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Easy to clean, protects the bed, makes the mood even better.
      The packaging was a little over the top, not good for in the moment.
      Bottom line
      Pretty awesome product all in. Great for messy times.
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