Which Vibrator Gives the Fastest Orgasms?

by Audrey Andrews

on Oct 15, 2018

Ready, steady, go! It’s a race to the finish line and we’ve got the winner of the fastest orgasm trophy right here.

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At Lovehoney, we’re always prepared to have a go, even when we’re challenged to see which vibrator will get our rocks off the fastest.

It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it. You just never know when you’re hot to trot, and a Chris Hemsworth movie is on the telly and damn – you have to get dressed and out the door pronto to meet the gals in 15 minutes.

Sisters, this is when we need an orgasm and we need it now. Vibrators are the perfect toy to curl your toes faster than Phar Lap ran Flemington.

So I set out, timers at the ready, to race for the Big O. Below is a great shortlist of vibrators to explore and, if you’re curious, here’s how to choose the perfect vibrator for you.

5th: The Dream Bullet 10 Function Vibrator

Time: 4:29 minutes

I loved this beauty. It reminded me of Dr Chris Brown, mmm. The Dream Bullet 10 Function Vibrator has a gorgeous tapered tip to explore my twin peaks and lady garden. It gives a pinpoint precision and packs a mighty punch for its small size.

Is it wonderful for making the hooded lady come out to play Satisfaction? Too right, ladies, in under 5 minutes. Huzza.

The perfect vibe to take with you when you travel, if you can’t take the Bondi Vet of course.

The Dream Bullet 10 Function Vibrator

Lovehoney Dream Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator
(864)

Super-sleek, very discreet and oh-so-dreamy, this bullet vibrator packs an incredible punch. Its 10 powerful speeds and pulses are controlled by a single button so you can concentrate on hitting the bullseye every time.

What customers say: "It’s very discreet and is amazing for quick use but also great for a first time sex toy buyer. Definitely recommend".

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4th: The Super Smoothie Classic Vibrator

Time: 4:25 minutes

This is a classic vibrator that is both insertable and waterproof, so I tried it in the bath. It’s quite the trip to feel dirty and clean at the same time, awesome indeed.

The Super Smoothie is ultra-smooth to the touch. Wow, you never want to stop touching it. No wonder I went off like a rocket at the Sydney New Year’s Eve fireworks.

The twist base was perfect for adjusting the vibe speed, so I could go fast, slow, fast, slow and then sprint to the finish like Paddy Dangerfield at the MCG.

I definitely felt like some sort of mermaid sex goddess at the end and lay there in the waves I’d made, rocking a wet grin.

Lovehoney Super Smoothie Classic Vibrator

Lovehoney Super Smoothie Classic Vibrator 7 Inch
(270)

Streamline your sex life with the sleek and non-intimidating stylings of the Super Smoothie. Blissful multispeed sensations are yours for the taking as the 7 inch classic vibrator elevates solo or shared play into whole new realms of pleasure.

What customers say: "This pocket rocket can send you from earth to mars in about 10 seconds depending which setting you have it on".

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3rd: Lovehoney Deluxe Rechargeable Mini Metallic Massage Wand Vibrator

Time: 3:33 minutes

I admit I’ve always loved wands, and why not? They’re uber-reliable at delivering a dam-busting climax. As a bonus, the Lovehoney Deluxe Rechargeable Mini Metallic Massage Wand Vibrator is USB rechargeable. It never runs out of power when you need it most.

This little beaut is so effective at popping your cookies that I didn’t even get it out of first gear, so to speak. That’s right. The vibrations from the lower settings were powerful enough for the job and then some, leaving the upper settings for another sesh I can’t wait to try soon.

The whole vibe of this vibe speaks of a velvety-soft, flexible, powerful Orgasmatron hitting all the right sweet spots.

Lovehoney Deluxe Rechargeable Mini Metallic Massage Wand Vibrator

Lovehoney Deluxe Rechargeable Mini Metallic Massage Wand Vibrator
(1,443)
$69.95

Good things come in small packages, and this mini version of the full-size wand is no exception. This metallic massager features a broad silicone head offering 7 thrilling vibration patterns, each with 10 intensity levels for versatile external pleasure.

What customers say: "Oh my damn...I wasn't ready for that intensity. So happy I bought it".

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2nd: Mantric USB Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator

Time: 3:27 minutes

Would Queenslanders call this incredible piece of technology a banana-bender? Stand back and admire the curve girls, ‘cuz that bulbous tip is made in heaven to hit your G-spot like no other toy I’ve tried.

It lights up with LEDs like an alien’s donger and sends you skywards with seven different modes of vibration. No need to waste a minute, peeps, when a climax can be yours in less than three and a half minutes.

Buy one, admire the glorious look of the thing, and then treat yourself to a world-class finish.

Mantric Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator

Mantric Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator
(302)
$79.95

Indulge in premium pleasure and intense internal stimulation with this smooth silicone vibrator. A curved shaft with a pointed, bulbous tip provides precise G-spot stimulation while 7 different speeds and pulses deliver custom climactic sensations.

What customers say: "It’s been my go to toy. Absolute guaranteed orgasms within minutes or great for longer sessions when you have time".

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1st: Dream Rabbit Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

Time: 2:19 minutes

Number one in the big O race is the Dream Rabbit Thrusting Vibrator. I bow down before it. Simply incredible. Thanks to Sex in the City, all of Australia knows about this cute bunny, but until we tried it we had no idea how good the blended orgasm would prove to be.

The sexy combo of the pneumatic shaft and the quivering rabbit ears was sensational. Three ear speeds and the moderate setting was enough to lift the trophy of afternoon delight in an earth-shattering 2 minutes and 19 seconds. OMG.

Lovehoney Dream Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

Lovehoney Dream Rabbit Rechargeable Silicone Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator
(336)
$139.95

The rabbit of your dreams? Yes, though it's not a dream but deliciously satisfying reality. Choose your settings and feel the powerful purple shaft lunging for your G-spot again and again while the vibrating ears rocket you and your clitoris to the moon.

What customers say: "It literally just gave me the best orgasm of my life, so I simply had to put in a review. Took me less than 2 minutes to cum twice".

Buy now

So friends, if you’re ever in need of a rapid-fire orgasm, get yourself one of these vibrators fast and you’ll never be watching the clock again. Care to browse? Check out our collection of vibrator buyer guides and don’t forget there’s more to explore in the erotic potential of app controlled vibrators.

Audrey Andrews

Written by Audrey Andrews.

Originally published on Oct 15, 2018. Updated on Aug 6, 2020
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