Sexy Christmas Gifts for Everyone on Your List

by Lovehoney

on Oct 12, 2021

Left your Christmas shopping to the last minute? Check out Lovehoney’s huge range of gifts that will have everyone sorted, from your pup to your boss!

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Not sure where to start with your Christmas shopping? Are you looking for a Secret Santa gift, but you’re wanting to put a saucy spin on it? No matter who you’re shopping for, you can give the gift of great sex and pick up all of your Xmas supplies here at Lovehoney!

Your beloved pooch


Did you forget to pick up your pup’s gift from the local pet store? Fear not! We’ve got you covered… The Bondage Boutique Silicone Dog Bone Gag makes for the perfect dog-friendly silicone dog chew and also doubles as a collar!

If we’re barking up the wrong tree with that suggestion, then perhaps the Bondage Boutique Faux Leather Collar and Lead might be more suitable. Your pup is sure to be the most handsome hound at the park in this vegan-friendly, faux leather get-up! Just note that this set is a little on the larger size, so it’s only suitable for medium to large doggos.

The cashier at your local servo


You leave a 6-pack out for your garbo, so why not show the lad or lass working the till at your local servo your gratitude with a small token of appreciation? Here at Lovehoney, we love nothing more than multi-purpose products and the Lovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case Medium is just that! This puppy can be used to keep the cash from the till and safe and sound from potential robbers… Or, you can use it to store your other, potentially more kinky, valuables…

Or perhaps a roll of Lovehoney Black Bondage Tape ticks the box? Ideal for patching, repairs, and odd jobs around the shop, this multipurpose tape is also non-adhesive, making it perfect for use on your bod and furniture without the risk of doing any serious damage.

The person who has everything


There’s nothing more frustrating than trying to hunt down that perfect gift for the person who already has it all… If you’re struggling with ideas, then pick up a Lovehoney gift voucher! Simply choose your card amount and send it straight to the recipient’s inbox just in time for Christmas. No need to account for the classic Christmas shipping delays!

Little Bo Peep


Just to prove that Lovehoney really does have gifts for everyone, we’ve even thrown in a wildcard - Little Bo Peep herself! Notorious for losing her sheep, what better gift than a pair of Lovehoney Tease Me Advanced Nipple Clamps with Heart Charms. Complete with heart-shaped charms that jingle as they move, they make for the perfect kinky accessory to thread onto a sheep’s woolly coat so Little Miss can keep track of them.

If Bo Peep is capable of misplacing her herd, what’s to say she isn’t just as irresponsible with her worldly possessions?! The DOMINIX Deluxe Small Anal Hook doubles as a crook, as well as a G-spot or P-spot massager… What more could you want?

Your work wife


If you and your office pals spend countless hours slaving away at your computers, it’s more than likely that you’ve got a pair of specs to stop you from going cross-eyed. Is your work wife constantly putting down their frames and forgetting where they left them? The Bondage Boutique Adjustable Tweezer Nipple Clamps can easily double as a strap for your glasses. Take the clamps home for a bit of after-hours fun in the bedroom too!

The politician that comes door knocking around Xmas


Give your local pollie a helping hand during the busiest time of the year with the Doc Johnson Belladonna’s Bitch Fist Realistic Fisting Dildo! Perfect for keeping them at arm’s length, they’re not likely to come knocking again after receiving this glorious, gargantuan dildo.

Your boss


Nothing helps to relieve stress like squeezing a squishy pair of balls or yanking on a stretchy schlong. The Lovehoney Easy Squeezy Soft Packer 4 Inch doubles as an incredibly therapeutic stress ball. Why not pick up one for yourself while you’re at it?!

If that’s a little too risqué, a Fifty Shades of Grey Play Nice Vanilla Scented Candle will help to calm those end-of-year nerves and have the office smelling delightful.

For the girly girl


Not only are silicone lubes great for enhancing your pleasure during play, they can also double as a primer to smooth out your skin before applying your makeup! If you’re shopping for a gal that’s makeup-obsessed, then the System JO Premium Silicone Lubricant also makes for a lovely silky primer. So the next time she’s caught out without her fave primer, she can turn to her bedside table and dab on a bit of lube!

Not only is it great for tatts, you can also use silicone lube to tame flyaway hairs as well as brightening up colourful tatts! What can’t this lube do?!

Your best gal pal


Give your girlfriend the gift of great sex! When it comes to the Big O, you can’t go past a bullet vibe, and the Lovehoney Magic Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator makes for the perfect stocking filler.

Or if you’re not quite sure what your gal pal is into, the Lovehoney Super Silencer Extra Quiet Vibrator Set (3 Piece) is an ideal beginner’s kit. Complete with a classic vibe, a G-spot vibe, and a powerful bullet vibe, there’s bound to be something in there that’ll hit all the sweet spots. Ideal for solo or couple’s play, there’s no realistic-looking toys in sight, so it’s perfectly unintimidating.

Still after some more ideas?


Who doesn’t love a book at Xmas, especially when it’s packed full of saucy games, puzzles, and activities for you and your playmate to have a crack at! The Lovehoney Play With Me: An Activity Book for Adults features 61 pages of scandalous activities for a lucky someone to enjoy with their beau.

Last but not least, gift a Lovehoney Short Black Satin Robe. Whether it’s intended for sexy time or as loungewear, this robe is made for comfort and available in Lovehoney’s one size range!

How’s about a pair of festive Lovehoney Red Furry Handcuffs to get someone into the Christmas spirit?!

Or jiggle all the way with a pair of Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Jiggle Balls! These silver balls are beginner-friendly and make for an effective yet pleasurable internal workout that’s sure to hit those sweet spots.


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Originally published on Oct 12, 2021. Updated on Oct 13, 2021