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    1. A cracking time

      Reviewed: 18 January 2019 by SweetSiren88

      This is one of my most entertaining Christmas gifts I bought my husband for our first Christmas as husband and wife.

      There was no strip of the explosive in them that make crackers crack but that wasn’t a big deal as with postage and toys included it may be iffy.

      The toys were amazing, for small novelties I had a great time with them, the dice were fun and position cards interesting. Really recommend.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The toys certainly gave me and my husband a great Christmas evening.
      Bottom line
      Strongly recommend for a romantic occasion.
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    1. Kinky crackers

      Reviewed: 15 October 2018 by Lorelei Lee, a Straight Going Steady Female

      After nine years of relationship, how do you introduce toys to the bedroom?

      Well, you buy the Kinky Crackers!

      These two crackers are a non-intimidating way to spice up your sex life. The crackers contain a pair of foreplay dice, a finger vibrator and a vibrating cock ring.

      My OH wasn't to keen on trying the cock ring and we skipped the dice completely, but the finger vibrator was very pleasurable. There is an on/off switch on the vibrator, and it was quite easy to turn it on, but not so easy to turn it off again afterwards.

      All in all, a very nice treat and something to bring a little joy into the bedroom.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The surprise and the opportunity to introduce toys to the bedroom.
      Nothing, I'm sure we'll get to try everything.
      Bottom line
      Fun - in more ways than one.
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    1. Saucy Christmas fun

      Reviewed: 2 October 2018 by *sexybabe*, a Bisexual Married Female

      As Christmas is yet again just around the corner, it’s time to start thinking of gifts! Yippee! Thanks, Lovehoney, for sending me these All Nighter Kinky Crackers to review.

      The box the crackers come in is very smart and looks expensive. It’s covered in little purple hearts. The crackers are attractively designed and are of a good quality. They also have little purple hearts on them and the Lovehoney logo in the centre. They feature gold ribbons, which is a nice touch.

      Thinking about the size of toy that will fit inside a cracker, I had a guess one would be a cock ring. Which it was! I won’t spoil the surprise by telling you what the other is, but I’m assuming they’re all different. Along with the cock ring was a dice with some naughty suggestions on it! It also had a small card which contained instructions on use, and on the reverse were some “hot tips” which was a nice bonus.

      I opened the crackers with hubby who was excited to see the contents - although he was disappointed they didn’t bang! (The big child). We both liked the little dice, that will definitely come in handy in the bedroom! The cock ring itself is quite small and squidgy, and stretchy. It’s quite basic (as you’d expect).

      I think these crackers are a great way to introduce some sexy fun into your Christmas and they’re a great gift for your partner, or even for another couple. If you’re new to a relationship, this could be an interesting way to get to know each other better. And if you’re in a long-term relationship they could help spice things up!

      Just make sure you don’t pull the crackers in front of the kids!

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      Quality packaging and crackers, great idea to include dice.
      Bottom line
      Festive fun for those who like to pull their cracker!
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    1. Lets get cracking

      Reviewed: 19 September 2018 by DreamsOfChi, a Straight Married Female

      These crackers arrive in a nicely decorated full card box dotted with little shiny Lovehoney hearts. Declaring themselves to be 'All Nighter Kinky Crackers', you know what sort of fun you'll be getting without even having to peek inside the box. Once the box is opened you have 2 crackers, made from similar coloured, glossy, sturdy paper and accented with sparkly gold ribbon bows. They feel and look well made and nicely heavy in the hand - I obviously chose the heaviest one because, as we all know, they always have the best prize.

      Aside from their inherent 'crackerness', these crackers don't look particulalry Christmassy. The purple/lilac colour scheme and the delicate mini hearts design are a far cry for the usual red/gold/green festive aesthetic that you might normally find laying across your dinner plate on the 25th. But, of course, these are no ordinary crackers and, given that you might actually want to purchase these for a non-Yultide celebration (birthday, anniversary, cheeky weekend away or just because), I think it's probably a smart move to de-Christmas them as it renders them more versatile. I think these would look amazing on the table for an 'alternative' dinner party.

      I think my biggest disappointment with these crackers was that they don't actually 'crack'. They don't contain the usual snap strips that give the characteristic popping sound. While not a huge issue (I don't need a cracker noise to become aroused!), I can't help but feel if something is advertised as a cracker, the least it should do is audibly 'crack'. Perhaps it's just me, but the lack of snapper made me feel a bit shortchanged, irrespective of the prizes contained within.

      So, onto the prizes. Each cracker (that didn't crack!) contains a cheeky dice, a basics toy and, in place of the traditional joke, instructions on how to use your new toy (including a 'Hot Tip' to make the most of it) plus the added bonus of a position suggestion. The toys we received were a rubbery cock ring and finger vibe made of the same material. It's worth pointing out at this point that, while the finger vibe can easily be used by anyone regardless of the type of genitalia they posses, a cock ring usually requires a cock to get the most out of it, so perhaps not a great buy for ladies in same sex relationships.

      The toys were fine for a bit of cheap fun. I think they can be picked up individually for about £6 or £7 each, so you're not getting particularly high end toys in these crackers. I preferred the cock ring to the finger vibe as it had a bit more oomph to it - but both fit well where they needed to. They were comfortable and convenient, if you don't want to use them straight away they're of a perfect size to stash in a travel bag and use later. The batteries will last about 30 minutes and certainly add a bit of extra fun to your bedroom proceedings, whatever you're celebrating. Ditto the dice, which contain naughty activity suggestions and provide different combinations with each throw. Again, not inherently amazing, but they will definitely give you some ideas and fun for however long it takes of you to exhaust the combinations and/or get bored of them.

      While I wasn't massively blown away by the content of these crackers - perhaps because I've already got a fairly large collection of toys - I did like the idea in principle. I would definitely consider buying these for a couple of my similarly open-minded friends and, if you were going to host a swingers dinner party, I can't think of anything better to get the evening off with a bang. I wouldn't buy them for using myself though as I already have a better collection of buzzy things. If, however, you don't have much of a collection yet or you want a kinky surprise for a new lover or someone who has yet to dip a toe in the water of sex toys, these would be a really great purchase.

    2. Overall Rating
      6 out of 10 stars
      The novelty value and surprise aspect.
      No 'snap' and the toys were fairly basic.
      Bottom line
      Great gift for the novelty value but nothing hugely special inside.
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