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    1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars18 reviews

      Ever wanted to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

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      1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

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    1. Product Description

      Ever wanted to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

      Arranged into four suits just like a standard deck, the cards with the smallest values start with fairly tame phrases such as 'I've been thinking about you all day long'. As you work up through the deck, the phrases become dirtier and more daring (we'll leave it to your imagination as to what they might be).

      How you choose to play the game is up to you: use different cards to put together a script for a role play scenario that you've been dying to try; play one of our 3 game suggestions from the pack; or simply take it in turns to draw cards and act out the instructions. You could even use them for an X-rated poker night.

      There are also a couple of blank Joker cards to allow you and your partner to pick your own phrases or instructions, should you wish. Plus, to help you relax into the game, we've even included our top tips for how to talk dirty. Before long, you and your partner will be quite the expert orators.

      Lovehoney Oh! is a fun and flirtatious collection of gifts and games, designed to inspire and delight you and your partner in the bedroom - and beyond.

      Key Features:

      • Pack of 52 playing cards with seductive phrases on each to inspire sexy talk in the bedroom
      • Play one of the 3 game suggestions in the pack, or create your own game
      • Cards are arranged from beginner phrases and instructions at the lower numbers to more daring deeds at the higher end
      • Comes with 2 x blank Joker cards for you to add your own instructions or phrases, and top tips for talking dirty
      • Phrases include, 'Slowly undress me', 'Bend over, I'm going to spank you', and 'Are you ready to come again for me?'

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    1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

      Wanting to try a spot of dirty talk in the bedroom, but didn't know where to start? This deck-of-cards-with-a-difference is the perfect way to get the words flowing. Each card bears a sexy phrase and instruction for you and your partner to explore.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards 18 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards
      2. Lovehoney Oh! Talk Dirty Playing Cards

        $11.95

    1. Simple sexy fun

      Reviewed: 17 May 2018 by TheKatiePrice

      Great simple game for couples to play together. Each card ranges from Ace to King in all 4 normal playing car suites, but each also has an action and a description underneath. Each action is a dirty talking idea ranging from PG dirty talk (from 2's upwards) to more risqué ideas (7 to 8+) and then very R rated suggestions on the 10's, Jacks, Queen, Kings and Aces. Beware, Aces are not for the faint of heart

      There are several suggestions for different games to play with them and while some may seem complicated it's very easy to just play around with them and then follow the directions on the cards with each other. Some of the cards may be distasteful or offensive for some but any couple open to interpretation could easily replace certain words or phrases with something of the same stature.

      A great purchase for any couple open to trying new things or looking to add some dirty talk to their sexual repertoire.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Easy to follow, sexy and fun to use.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great buy for any adventurous persons.
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    1. Talk dirty to me

      Reviewed: 4 March 2018 by MrsSmartieParty, a Straight Married Female

      Dirty talk is a big thing to me and my baby, we love it... combined with his love of card games I thought I would pick these up as a little jokey present.

      When they came I'm surprised by the quality, it's actually a good deck. The phrases range from light sexual comments to much much more.

      Overall I'm so happy I picked these up!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The inspiration it gives.
      Cons
      Nothing comes to mind, they're just cards.
      Bottom line
      A good laugh, could really inspire people with dirty talk.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. A little bit of fun

      Reviewed: 3 February 2018 by car92, a Straight Engaged Female

      When I first ordered this I didn't think much of it as I never new what to say to my partner in foreplay.

      I opened the pack, picked a card and sent my partner a nice text. He replied and I still didn't know what to say, so I picked another. Now I don't need them.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Have me confidences.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      10 out of 10.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes