King Cock Whisper Quiet Realistic Dildo Vibrator 9 Inch

On unboxing the size can be a little intimidating. It's huge!

But the good news is it has a nice taper to it so you only get the full girth further down the shaft.

The feel of it is different to most of our other toys. I know the name gives it away but it does feel more like 'flesh'. It is not rock solid plastic.

The vibrations are a good strength without being over the top, and the speed control is good even with lubed hands.

My only negative is that is isn't as quiet as you'd expect for something claiming to be 'silent'. This isn't to say it is loud by any means, probably average in volume.

I'd still recommend this 100%. It hits the right spots!

Well think I was a little greedy when I bought this.

Certainly lives up to his name King Cock lol.

But think size down would have been more satisfying. It's very realistic and feels quite lifelike.

Lots of fun and am sure I'll get used to it in time.

Damn! This baby is large!

Like all Lovehoney parcels, it came delivered in a nice discreet brown box. After opening that box it hit me just how big 9" really is. The plastic packaging made it seem massive, and taking it out feeling it in my hands really hit home just what I had signed up for. It looked quite intimidating when I had so much overhang, despite holding it in both my eager little hands.

But when it comes down to actually using it, insertion wasn't a massive struggle. It is especially true when you use plenty of water-based lubricant. I liked the lifelike look and feel, but the girth is only really there at the base. I couldn't insert it all the way to enjoy that thickness unfortunately.

What I didn't like about it was the PVC material - I found it to hold a stink I just couldn't get rid of even after multiple washes. I also had to use SO much lubricant as I found it would just disappear somehow. If you stop using it for even a few seconds leaving it out in the open air, it dries up and you need to apply more lube again and again.

When it comes to vibrations: my partner and I tried so hard to get the cap off to put the batteries in, but it felt like it was going to break if we pushed it too far... So we gave up, and now have 5 useless C batteries in our drawer.