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    1. King Cock Whisper Quiet Realistic Dildo Vibrator 9 Inch

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      1. King Cock Whisper Quiet Realistic Dildo Vibrator 9 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Stop and salute! 9 inches of His Majesty's man meat are ready and waiting to stiffly satisfy His kingdom's subjects. The rock-hard multispeed vibrating shaft leads to a flexible tip that can be perfectly poised to hit the right spots. All hail the King!

      Tease yourself with the penis head before sliding the realistically veined shaft deep inside, dialling up the vibrations as you devour inch after orgasmic inch of throbbing realistic vibrating dildo.

      The super simple on/off twist control base puts the power between your thumb and finger so you can lie back and see just how much pleasure you can take.

      Warning: once you enter the Court of Cock, you'll never want to leave.

      Use with water-based lubricant for ultimate satisfaction.

      Key Features:

      • Strikingly realistic, hand-detailed PVC dildo for deep satisfaction
      • Rock hard shaft with a flexible tip for pin-point stimulation
      • Easy twist control delivers variable speed vibrations
      • Waterproof for fun in the bath or shower (or rain)
      • Thick shaft for satisfying stretch

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    1. Customer Reviews

      King Cock Whisper Quiet Realistic Dildo Vibrator 9 Inch 3 3 out of 5 stars 3 out of 5

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    1. Size matters

      Reviewed: 25 August 2017 by Pmpycpl, a Straight Married Male

      On unboxing the size can be a little intimidating. It's huge!

      But the good news is it has a nice taper to it so you only get the full girth further down the shaft.

      The feel of it is different to most of our other toys. I know the name gives it away but it does feel more like 'flesh'. It is not rock solid plastic.

      The vibrations are a good strength without being over the top, and the speed control is good even with lubed hands.

      My only negative is that is isn't as quiet as you'd expect for something claiming to be 'silent'. This isn't to say it is loud by any means, probably average in volume.

      I'd still recommend this 100%. It hits the right spots!

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      The girth.
      Nothing really, just louder than expected.
      Bottom line
      A real O giver!
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    1. Big

      Reviewed: 29 April 2018 by Mr & Mrs Organic Spice

      Well think I was a little greedy when I bought this.

      Certainly lives up to his name King Cock lol.

      But think size down would have been more satisfying. It's very realistic and feels quite lifelike.

      Lots of fun and am sure I'll get used to it in time.

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Realistic texture.
      Bit too big for me. 8 inches would have been ample.
      Bottom line
      Enjoyable fun.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Definitely a big one

      Reviewed: 29 January 2018 by Trottstar

      Damn! This baby is large!

      Like all Lovehoney parcels, it came delivered in a nice discreet brown box. After opening that box it hit me just how big 9" really is. The plastic packaging made it seem massive, and taking it out feeling it in my hands really hit home just what I had signed up for. It looked quite intimidating when I had so much overhang, despite holding it in both my eager little hands.

      But when it comes down to actually using it, insertion wasn't a massive struggle. It is especially true when you use plenty of water-based lubricant. I liked the lifelike look and feel, but the girth is only really there at the base. I couldn't insert it all the way to enjoy that thickness unfortunately.

      What I didn't like about it was the PVC material - I found it to hold a stink I just couldn't get rid of even after multiple washes. I also had to use SO much lubricant as I found it would just disappear somehow. If you stop using it for even a few seconds leaving it out in the open air, it dries up and you need to apply more lube again and again.

      When it comes to vibrations: my partner and I tried so hard to get the cap off to put the batteries in, but it felt like it was going to break if we pushed it too far... So we gave up, and now have 5 useless C batteries in our drawer.

    2. Overall Rating
      2 out of 10 stars
      The nice lifelike look and feel.
      The material and that we couldn't get the battery part open.
      Bottom line
      Not as satisfying as you'd think.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

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