8 Sex Toys That Could Decorate Your Home

by Eleni Gabrielides

on Jul 1, 2020

Marie Kondo wants us to surround ourselves with things that spark joy. Why not take it a step further and surround yourself with things that bring you sexual pleasure?

I'm proud of my sexuality so I absolutely love to display my toy collection – it reminds me how much I love myself and how powerful my pleasure is. If you're like me, but wanting to keep things a little more discreet than a veiny suction-cup dildo stuck on your mirror or a hot pink rabbit vibrator demanding focus on a shelf, this list is for you.

A reminder! If you're keeping your toys out on display, it's important to keep them away from anything that gets hot (like a window) and clean them well before and after use!

Lelo Luna Beads Noir Kegel Balls 72g

Shiny, shiny

Taken out of the silicone harness, the Lelo Luna Beads Noir Kegel Balls just become gorgeous shiny balls!

They could be positioned together on a shelf, or in a glass or metal tray on a side table amongst some other pretty things. Totally discreet and totally sexy.

Lelo Insignia Alia Luxury Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

Objet d'art

A little less subtle, but I think the Lelo Insignia Alia Luxury Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator is so gorgeous that it becomes really unassuming.

Sitting pretty on a bedside table amongst some jewellery or by a candle, I honestly wouldn’t suspect a thing!

Lovehoney Get Hard Stretchy Silicone Cock Ring Set (3 Pack)

Hair accessories...?

These silicone cock rings just look like hair elastics to me, anyone else?

Even un-styled, these cock rings would look completely discreet laying on a bedside table. Sure, it’s a lazy person's decoration. Don’t @ me.

DOMINIX Deluxe 1.75 Inch Stainless Steel Doughnut Cock Ring

Ring it on

Again, with things being so pretty and shiny that we pretty much forget about anything sexual at all. How gorgeous is this DOMINIX Deluxe Stainless Steel Doughnut Cock Ring?

Similar to some other toys/decorations I’ve mentioned, it would be completely discreet in a small bedside tray amongst other things like jewellery.

It would also look stunning while balanced upright next to something larger, like a pot plant.

Lovehoney Colourplay Colour-Changing Silicone Nipple Suckers

Bright and bold

These babies are bright, but I think you could still get away with them being out for all to see. I imagine these as décor in a brightly coloured, bold space.

If positioned asymmetrically, the Lovehoney Colourplay Colour-Changing Silicone Nipple Suckers would complement a coloured pot or another bold ornament up on a shelf!

Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo 7 Inch

Desk buddy

Okay, this one is teetering on a little too obvious for some. But, I think it’s so beautiful that I’d HAVE to display it even if people knew exactly what it was.

I imagine the Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo on a desk or bedside table placed on top of a book with some reading glasses nearby, almost like a paperweight.

Lovehoney Blue Swirl Textured Sensual Glass Dildo

Glass act

Similar to the beaded dildo, this one might be obvious for some, but I just think the Lovehoney Blue Swirl Textured Sensual Glass Dildo is too gorgeous and interesting to bypass a style moment in a home.

I can see it placed on a bookshelf, laying in front of some upright books. Or, propped up on an angle in an ornament shelf display.

Check out the rest of Lovehoney's glass dildos and glass butt plugs for more mantelpiece-worthy objects.

Mantric Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

Pretty pebble

The shape of this Mantric Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator makes it look like a pebble to me!

When positioned smooth surface up, I think it would look beautiful anywhere it was put and your guests wouldn’t suspect a thing.

Happy decorating!

Eleni is a health communications student from Sydney. Her favourite topics to communicate are sexual health, gender and sexuality; she spends her time smashing taboo topics everywhere she goes.

Eleni Gabrielides

Written by Eleni Gabrielides.

Originally published on Jul 1, 2020. Updated on Jan 15, 2021