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    1. Armadildo with Balls

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars8 reviews

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      1. Armadildo with Balls

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    1. Product Description

      Add some excitement to your sex play with this handsome pointed pleasure probe. Thick, bulbed shaft delivers challenging satisfaction to even the most experienced dildo users. Strong balls complement the suction cup base.

      The thick shaft is strong, but flexible enough to be curved and angled for stimulation.

      Great for vaginal and anal play (but not in the same session, of course).

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Armadildo with Balls 8 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Love it

      Reviewed: 27 March 2014 by SammyNapalm

      Since I got this toy from LH it has become my favourite toy in my toy box.

      It's such a nice feeling once inside, making you gasp. Lots of prepping up and lube, but thanks to the suction cup at the end, it's easy to use hands-free.

      You might need to guide it in as it is flexible once in. OMG, the feel of each bulge makes you moan till you reach your limit.

      Each bulge increases as you get deeper. I can just about get the second bulge. Still trying to take it further in before pushing it out halfway. Then back down the bulged shaft. Sends you moaning, without touching yourself.

      This toy does attracts bits, but a clean-off and it is ready to go.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Bulges increase, giving you that stretched feeling. The suction cup, feel and flexibility.
      Bottom line
      Best toy I have ordered.
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    1. Warning - this is massive, and fabulous

      Reviewed: 10 March 2014 by BigPinkyp, a Bisexual Married Male

      I have been playing with anal toys for many years though with a major gap; pardon the pun.

      I returned to this fun just over 2 years ago and have been building up gradually via large butt plugs and inflatable toys.

      I saw this and liked the look of it along with the positive reviews and decided to order it.

      It arrived swiftly as always via Lovehoney and my lovely friend's address and I could hardly wait to get my hands on it after she described it to me.

      OMG, it's massive. It literally took my breath away and that was just looking at it and holding it.

      Lovehoney really need to make a video of this monster as the innocuous picture does not do it justice. And get your tape measure out as it's long.

      Anyway down to what you want, and need, to know.

      Firstly, the quality of this tool is excellent. It does not smell and feels smooth and extremely well made.

      It is heavy and smooth with a splendid suction cup and make sure you have plenty and I mean plenty of lube as you'll need it.

      For me, the nicely shaped head just slipped in with no problem and the first bulge popped in nicely.

      After that, it became much more difficult as it started to press against bits that had never been pressed. However, and you'll have to trust me on this, it is amazing fun trying and definitely a work in progress.

      If you are working up to a fist, this is the beast for you. If not, just lay back and enjoy the feeling of total fullness as you ride this beauty.

      Amazing feeling and definitely not for the faint-hearted. Love this as you may have guessed and my new favourite baby. Wonderful!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Width, quality and OMG factor.
      Bottom line
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    1. Amazing toy at an amazing price

      Reviewed: 7 August 2013 by cossieuk, a Straight Engaged Male

      As usual great service from lovehoney. Ordered this on Monday and was with us on Tuesday, discreetly packaged in a plain box.

      Upon taking the parcel from the postman I noticed the box was rather heavy, and after opening the box I realised I had misread the size of this dildo. This is now the largest toy in our box. It comes in plastic wrapped to a card backing.

      After first unwrapping it there are no noticeable smell and the quality of this monster looks very good. One of the earlier reviews mentions the need for a suction cup. Well good news on that front. There is now a good quality suction cup fitted and it's good enough to stick to any smooth surface for hands-free fun.

      After cleaning up and warming up with our largest butt plug, we lubed this up. And you're going to need plenty of lube for this monster. I slowly started working the head into me and wow what a feeling of fullness that gives! After a few moments of just the head, I very slowly worked my way down and over the first hump. The feelings this toy gave me were amazing and intense. By the end of the evening my partner was pushing it in and out to the second hump, which gives the best feeling of fullness I have ever experienced. We're going to work at the third hump and hopefully the full length over time.

      This has become my favourite toy in the box after one session

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Good design and build quality. Amazing feeling both going in and out.
      Nothing to not like.
      Bottom line
      A very big toy not for the faint-hearted but very rewarding!
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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