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    1. Mini Realistic Cock & Balls 3 Inch

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      1. Mini Realistic Cock & Balls 3 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      The best things come in small packages, and this mini realistic cock is no exception! Tiny 3 inch flexible cock and balls that is sure to get your friends laughing, whatever you get up to with it!

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      Mini Realistic Cock & Balls 3 Inch 8 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Good things come in small packages

      Reviewed: 11 July 2014 by Purring-Pussy, a Bisexual Single Female

      The Si Novelties Mini Realistic Cock and Balls 3 Inch, is the cutest and most adorable of cocks.

      It is totally phthalate free, meaning it is safe to use as a sexy toy. It is also firm, but flexible and realistic looking. It has a smooth base, a veiny shaft and tapered head. The cock can be used for anal beginners, as the balls will prevent it from disappearing into the unknown.

      You can also use the cock as a novelty item - dare to have it on show at home, or in the office. Would be great as a gift for all your hens at a hen party.

      The cock may also be handy for any ladies that suffer with vaginal tightening. With lashings of your favourite lube, this little fella will be able to slide into your vagina with ease.

      Overall, it's a pretty nifty little item, with a few uses and is of great quality. Great to buy as a sex toy or novelty.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Its realistic look.
      Bottom line
      Cute, useful and good quality.
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    1. Very cute mini-cock!

      Reviewed: 16 March 2011 by Mr Pete, a Bisexual Single Male

      This cock is the cutest thing I've seen in ages! He is very small, with a nice big head. He stands on his balls, so is ideal as an ornament "with a difference" on your desk at home (or at work if you are that daring!).

      That's not the only use, however, as you can pop him up your bum hole (or vagina if you have one handy!) and keep him there in secret. Very horny.

      Great value for money. Recommended.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Nice and bendy with a big head.
      There is nothing I didn't like about this cock.
      Bottom line
      A very cute cock to have on your desk or in your love hole.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Small but well formed :-)

      Reviewed: 12 October 2006 by BBG

      The Lovehoney description says it's "perfect as a strap on for your smurf" which made me laugh - it's true though, this thing is tiny!

      Most people will probably buy this as a joke item to stick on keyboards or teddy bears for a laugh. I bought one to use on a friend who totally isn't into anal sex and swore she could never, EVER fit a dildo up her ass. This just might prove her wrong. It's about the length and width of my ring finger.

      If my friend likes the feel of it who knows, it might even get her interested in trying something bigger, in which case it'll be money well spent. And if it doesn't do the trick I can always get out the glue and create Porn Star Action Man :-)

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Nice and small for the really tight, nervous anal beginner
      May be of interest to Catholic Priests...
      Bottom line
      Endless amusement for infantile grown males with a tube of glue.
    3. 8 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

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