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    1. Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Kong Realistic 7 Inch

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      1. Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Kong Realistic 7 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Feel the power of Kong! More hirsute than any other dildo in the Vac-U-Lock range, this top-quality 8-inch gorilla is compatible with all Vac-U-Lock harnesses and toys.

      Contains Doc Johnson's fantastic Sil-A-Gel, a formula material that's latex-free, odourless, anti-bacterial and non-toxic.

      Key features:

      - 7 inches insertable length

      - Extra thick girth

      - Incredible realistic detail

      - Use with any Vac-U-Lock Set or Accessory

      - Proudly made in America

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    1. The Mighty Kong

      Reviewed: 19 August 2014 by JRT

      When we received "Kong" he was still secure in his packing box after being shipped from Lovehoney Island. Within seconds of unleashing his shackles it was obvious this hairy beast would escape captivity and reap havoc amongst the female inhabitants.

      As Kong emerged the wife quickly ran away screaming, well straight upstairs to the bedroom. Down came the knickers, out came the knockers, and in came "The Mighty Kong". He looked fearsome, standing there proud, thicker than her wrist at 7 inches and longer than her forearm, he was ready for the great climb ahead of him.

      We tried our best to repel him with large squirts of lube from all directions, but this seemed to just increase his steady ascent. My wife had no option but to grasp him firmly by the balls to keep him under control. Kong felt no pain.

      Inch by inch Kong climbed, the wife screaming obscenities at him all the time. We could hear the beat of distant drums (or was it the neighbours knocking the wall!). There was no stopping him. With one huge last push Kong reached the summit leaving only his balls and hair on view. He now assumed position and took control. Kong moved up and down, faster and faster, twisting and turning as he went. We fired more lube at him, but this only served to increase his speed and agility. We were at his mercy. How would we defeat him?

      My wife had one last weapon in her armoury, which it was now time to use. Out came the silver bullet, extremely small, but very powerful. Both the wife and Kong shook violently as the bullet made contact. Here came the "BIG O" and boy was it big. Kong didn't stand a chance. Grabbing him by the hair and balls, out he shot along with a squirt from my wife worthy of a News at Ten Weather Report. Kong fell to the ground soaking wet, knowing he was beaten.

      Being magnanimous in our victory, we wiped him down, dried him off and let him stay with us in our bedroom. My wife said it would be cruel to lock him up after his time in captivity as a beast like this needs daily exercise!

      This all happened several months ago. The strange thing is that since Kong moved in we are always running out of lube. The wife swears it's got nothing to do with her, but she does have lovely slippery smooth skin these days and a big smile on her face. Important note to self, must order more lube.

      It just goes to show that you never know what might happen when opening a box from Lovehoney.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The thickness of the shaft, realistic looks and hair.
      Not enough hair and needs to be a couple of inches longer.
      Bottom line
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    1. Spreading her so nice

      Reviewed: 15 August 2013 by meckmulle

      Watching it sliding inside her slowly, can a man wish for anything more than seeing his woman float away, in full control?

      Had there only been a Vac-U-Lock toy as girthy as this one, or maybe even a little more girth, but an inch shorter.

      I have to be careful not to stab her now and can't hammer her completely reckless.

      Almost a full 10, the hair is just stupid and it has a smell that is a little unpleasant. Luckily we don't mind that much.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The girth is simply magnificent.
      The hair is ridiculous, but it comes off so easy, no force needed.
      Bottom line
      Big turn-on.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Jungle Lust/Cum On Feel the Girth

      Reviewed: 24 June 2007 by truther

      The model reviewed herein is a suction cup Kong dildo, rather than the Vac-U-Lock item, but in most particulars is the same beast.

      AND what a beast it is!! This is a REALLY fun, well-made item! It's also pretty amazing looking, from the mammoth head right on down to the simulated pubic hairs and wickedly bulging ball sac. The paint job is fantastic, and lends the marvelously irregular, vein-laced shaft remarkable verisimilitude.

      Some will ridicule the hair, but once again, it's all for the sake of realism, and what's so wrong with that? Plus, while it lasts, you CAN actually feel the hair, and that's a total turn-on (mmmmmmm -- the very thought of being pricked and tickled on the bottom by REAL pubic hair raises goose flesh).

      So, how does Kong feel?......Every bit as amazing as he looks. He's not really about length but you'll barely notice. This is a tale of girth, to be filed under friction. This one fills you up. It's a fabulously thick thing top to bottom, and is firm enough, but it's also quite pliant and smooth. The head IS huge, but wonderfully spongy.

      It's pure folly to deny the hunger for repeated penetration Kong inspires; you'll want to relax and let that fantastic head come almost all the way out.......only to plunge it back in. Just don't forget to breathe!! This is a doggy-style dream and a super sweet stretch for sure. If they could only make some of the mega-dongs feel as good as this.....

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Nice and thick for sure (DUH!!!), but the surface texture and softness really make this gifted big boy stand out from the crowd
      Small gripes only; pubic hair doesn't last, and slightly deeper spelunking would be nice from this Johnson.
      Bottom line
      If this is really and truly modeled after a real cock as the literature claims, will someone please get me the guy's number?
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Strap-on winner

      Reviewed: 26 September 2012 by Mrs Emma, a Bisexual Married Female

      Well the pubes pull off very easily which is the first thing that I expect everybody does. This sat in our draw for years before I got my husband to work up to it. I find it too large for me but I really love using it on my hubby when he is tied up! The size and colours are great and it looks excellent on my harness.

      Probably its biggest downfall is that it is bigger at the head end than the base so you can’t work up to managing it, you have to take the largest part as quickly as possible and rest once it’s in. Still a great product though and I think slightly bigger than they say it is. Definitely my favourite. One reviewer has suggested that it is soft though and it is not, it is firm but not like the cheap hard ones, it has not got a lot of give in it.

      If you like really thick toys then this is a good buy. If you are experimenting down the anal route with little experience, it is not! Like I said, I cannot use this vaginally as it's too big for me.

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      It's really big and fills my husband up! Looks awesome.
      Too big for me :-( As much as I would like too I can't.
      Bottom line
      Big and handsome.
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    1. Thicker than the average prick

      Reviewed: 22 September 2007 by gibzylover, a Straight Single Male

      I really was exited when I first set eyes on this seemingly perfect cock, and as you would do if you was so exited I took a day off work to try it out! So there I was, all lubed up and ready to go well heaven. In and out for around 45 mins and a huge orgasm, but some of the hair was missing. So ok you win some you lose some - in the case of this dildo you win all the time because you get great orgasms, firm hard thick pleasure all the way, and the thing is actually better with out the hair. Win, win I think.

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      It's way thicker that most toys
      The hair falls off after around 10 uses or so
      Bottom line
      It's an excellent toy and the girth is really something to be proud of
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

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