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    1. 9 Inch Big Split Mega Dong

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars16 reviews

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      1. 9 Inch Big Split Mega Dong

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    1. Product Description

      A biiiiiiig chunky dong that's long and wide enough to satisfy even the most craven cravings. Hearty girth, solid penetrating shaft and reassuringly solid ball base.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      9 Inch Big Split Mega Dong 16 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Intense

      Reviewed: 6 January 2014 by Fuksalot100, a Bisexual Single Male

      Wow, wow, wow I actually think I'm still tingling after trying my Mega Dong for the first time.

      It was extremely fulfilling and surprisingly easy to use the material feels pretty real and works great with a variety of appropriate lubes.

      Clean-up is easy and simple.

      But know this is for thick dong users only.

      All in all 12 out of 10 stars,

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The incredible thickness.
      No cons for me.
      Bottom line
      My second daily workout.
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    1. Wow

      Reviewed: 12 October 2012 by william_uk, a Bisexual Single Male

      I loved this toy. It really is hugely wide. It took some work to get it in, which was fun.

      It is firm enough that it behaves when you are inserting it, but soft enough to be forgiving. It is a bit smelly, but tolerable, and not offensive, so isn't really a problem.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Intense feeling of fullness.
      Little bit smelly.
      Bottom line
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    1. BIG but OMG what a thrill

      Reviewed: 6 May 2012 by Rover44, a Straight Married Male

      We had used dildos before and my wife can take plenty, and seeing this really fired my imagination and lust.

      But when it arrived... mmm... wow... very big!

      Last night's experience prompted me to write this review. I warmed my wife up with my fingers and really lubed her up and really gave her a good stretching. I used a smaller dildo at first and then more stretching and lube. I put this bad boy at the entrance and lubed it up and pushed it in... It very quickly disappeared right down the balls, in and out. She arched her back and I held this big boy tightly as she rocked back and forth taking it full length every time. She moaned "easy" as she rocked!

      I kept adding lube and she loved it. What a wife and what a toy. We can't wait to use it again.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      BIG, smooth, not too heavy, good big toy.
      Bottom line
      A fantastic dildo for the lady who can take a bit more.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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