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    1. Sexy Christmas Novelty Thong for Men

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    1. Product Description

      Deck your balls with boughs of holly (fa la la la la, la la la la). Something fun to make you jolly (fa la la la la, la la la la). Give new meaning to 'Santa's sack' with this xmas thong to give your bulge a festive makeover and your lover a sexy eyeful.

      Elasticated for comfort, this posing pouch features faux fur and soft velour for that authentic Santa finish, and a thong back that shows off your cheekier side. All the while a trio of audible bells add festive cheer to every step for a jingle ball rock your partner won't forget in a hurry.

      Key Features:

      • Christmas posing pouch with thong back for cheeky festive fun
      • Elasticated pouch comfortably supports and enhances your manhood
      • Made from soft faux fur and velour for an authentic Santa finish
      • Audible bells add festive cheer to every step and wiggle
      • Thong back shows off your bottom to tempt and tease

    Fever Costumes Size Chart

    1. Fever Women's Costume Size UK Dress size Bust Waist Hips
      Small 8-10 34.5" - 35.5" 26.5" - 27.5" 37" - 38"
      Medium 12-14 37" - 38.5" 29" - 30.5" 39.5" - 41"
      Large 16-18 40" - 42" 32" - 34" 42.5" - 44.5"
      XL 20-22 44" - 46" 36" - 38" 47" - 49"
      XXL 24-26 48" - 50" 40" - 42" 51" - 53"
      One Size 10-14 35.5" - 38.5" 27.5" - 30.5" 38" - 41"
      One Size Queen  18 - 22 42" - 46" 34" - 38" 42.5" - 49"

       

      Fever Women's Costume Size US Dress size
      Small  6 - 8
      Medium 10 - 12
      Large 14 - 16
      XL 18 - 20
      XXL 22 - 24
      One Size 8 - 12
      One Size Queen 16 - 20

       

      Fever Men's Costume Size Chest  Waist  Inside Leg 
      Medium 38" - 40" 32" - 34" 32.75"
      Large 42" - 44" 36" - 38"  33"
             

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Sexy Christmas Novelty Thong for Men
      2. Sexy Christmas Novelty Thong for Men

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    1. Ding Dong

      Reviewed: 27 November 2018 by Blackrose71, a Straight Married Female

      So one of the things Lovehoney stock a fair few of are Christmas outfits for the ladies. As we fancied a bit of matching his and hers for the bedroom we were keen to try this

      Sexy Christmas Novelty Thong for Men.

      Do first up - delivery - as fast as usual and in the discreet brown box. Perfectly packaged for you to perfectly package your package.

      The thong is only available in one size - I’m a size 32 waist and these did fit fine. Held all the important pieces in place without any discomfort. The waist and back is a fairly wide elastic band and so no cutting in. The thing up the rear looked good and felt fine.

      The front of the thong is a neat red Santa suit. The white fur at the top. Then the red and some buttons. Trimmed with some holly and bells. Now there is no sneaking up on the other half in these - the bells do jingle - let’s face it, if be disappointed if there was no “ding dong” when wearing these.

      When worn - all was kept hidden from the wife until they were removed - the thong would struggle to hold when you become properly excited. It is comfortable to wear, well enough made for the purpose - it is a Christmas novelty item and so unlikely to get worn all year round and for the money - good value.

      So it is the season - have some fun and bring a smile to your faces. Why not wear it out and about and suggest there is a present for when you’re home.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      For the money - fun for the Christmas season.
      Cons
      Not really a year round product. :-)
      Bottom line
      Have some Christmas fun in the bedroom. Well made, good value. Brings a smile.
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    1. Add some XXX fun to Xmas

      Reviewed: 4 November 2018 by jaycmoore, a Straight Married Male

      A fun, novelty thong themed for the Christmas period.

      It's comfortable to wear and the quality appears to be good. The detailing of the holly leaves and bells adds more fun and Xmas spirit. When on the holly leaves and bells are lifted up and forwards by your package, and there is a nice subtle jingle from the bells as you move around. There is a slightly rough feel to the inside of the pouch but it's not really noticeable when wearing it.

      Received from LH to test and review and when I've tried it out on wifey around Christmas I'll update the review!

      All in all, I reckon it's a good addition to the underwear drawer. :)

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Quality, comfortable.
      Cons
      Slightly rough feel to internal side of the pouch.
      Bottom line
      A fun addition to Christmas time.
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    1. A nice package in store

      Reviewed: 8 November 2018 by Cb1987, a Straight Married Female

      Well, what can I say, once opened the packaging the thong was lovely. Material the sort with no pieces or fluff loose. It has a sewn on button and bells which added to the theming and look. They were secured well and not loose at all.

      My hubby is an 36R in clothes and this fitted well, not too tight or loose for a one size fits all but the inside of the thong is quite rough and irritating can happen for sensitive skin.

    2. Overall Rating:
      8 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Way it fits
      Cons
      Irritation and rubbing.
      Bottom line
      Fab piece to add a little Christmas cheer.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

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