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    1. Blush Macho Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 7 Inch

      Average customer review 4 out of 5 stars33 reviews

      Macho, macho man, you gotta get, a macho man! Add a little (or 7 inches to be exact) of Macho to your toy box with the Blush Macho realistic dildo. With a lifelike veined shaft, bulging balls and deliciously defined head, authentic pleasure is all yours.


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      1. Blush Macho Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 7 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Macho, macho man, you gotta get, a macho man! Add a little (or 7 inches to be exact) of Macho to your toy box with the Blush Macho realistic dildo. With a lifelike veined shaft, bulging balls and deliciously defined head, authentic pleasure is all yours.

      With its firm, fleshy texture and sturdy inner core, this dildo is easy to insert and creates ultra-realistic sensations that many dildos simply can't offer. A fully flexible spine makes adventurous, satisfying play possible whether you're playing alone or with a partner, while the strong suction cup enables a sturdy ride that leaves your hands free for further stimulation.

      If the Village People can use the word "macho" six times in one chorus, there's no reason you can't find room for this particular Macho in your collection, and believe us when we say you really won't regret it.

      Still not lifelike enough for you? Pop your new buddy in a bowl of warm water 10 minutes before play and slather with water-based lube for the ultimate real-feel experience.

      Key Features:

      • Realistic dildo with Sensa Feel technology for a true-to-life texture
      • Flexible internal spine within shaft adjusts for precise stimulation
      • Strong suction cup base enables hands-free play
      • Features a soft outer layer and firm inner core for authenticity
      • Submerge in warm water before use for extra-lifelike sensations
    1. How it measures up

      • Base type: Sucker
      • Circumference: 5.75 inches
      • Insertable Length: 7 inches
      • Length: 9 inches
      • Oring diameter: 1.75 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Flexible
      • Material: Skin Safe Rubber
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: Yes
      • Has balls: Yes

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Blush Macho Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 7 Inch 33 4 out of 5 stars 4 out of 5

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    1. Second Time Happy

      Reviewed: 8 October 2018 by taraman, a Straight Married Male

      I bought this same dildo in 2013 and it lasted 5 years before bits of the base started to crack and fall off.

      This has been one of my wife's most favourite toys as it feels so real and is not too stiff or bendy. The size is also perfect for either of us to use on her and the base cup is a useful grip!

      A review is ultimately about giving your personal neutral opinion to others, so my review is simple; this dildo is so good that after 5 years of continuous use, I have bought it again!

      The only thing that may put some people off is the price but again, the quality is worth it and my last one lasted 5 years, so I think this is a great investment for anybody's bedroom.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Realistic feel, size, quality and not too bendy.
      Nothing - best realistic dildo I have owned.
      Bottom line
      Excellent value for money as it lasts for 5 years.
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    1. Oh so macho

      Reviewed: 17 September 2017 by SugarSpice, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I bought this as part of a rather large order I'd placed with Lovehoney and oh, my, goodness! It arrived in a plain brown box, lovely and discreet which exactly what I wanted. Can't have the neighbours knowing what I do in my spare time! It came in a moulded plastic casing and all I noticed was the size! This is quite a big boy but oh so worth it.

      After taking it out of the packaging, I noticed the smell that other people have mentioned in their reviews too. It really does have a unique smell to it which is quite strong and a little off-putting at first but I noticed that after a couple of washes, the smell started to disappear. The texture of it is soft and like it states, quite realistic. The only off-putting thing about it is that it has a kind of coiled 'spine' going through it which can click and make some strange sounds but I found my moans overpowered that anyway.

      This was my first suction cup purchase and after reading a thread on the forum on here, I was full of ideas of where to place it. My favourite place is the end of the bed. My bed frame is made of a solid metal footboard so it was the perfect place to use it as I can get my legs under the bed and push back on it as far as I want.

      I'd recommend using a bit of lube when playing with this, I don't usually need it but this guy is a bit of a beast and I found it helped to get things going. It gives me a very 'full' feeling which I love. I can't be sure whether it's the product itself or the positioning of the dildo or myself that helps with that but it's a win-win either way.

      I have tried this on other surfaces and it does pretty stick to most surfaces. The tiles in the bathroom is a great place, especially when taking a shower and backing up on to it but the bedframe will always be my favourite place.

      This is a good, strong and durable product. It's been used many many times and still has loads of life left in it (which is lucky for me!). I have no problems whatsoever climaxing with this, probably one of the few toys I've tried that does bring me to that point.

      Definitely one of my best buys and I will never tire of using this toy. My boyfriend knows the amount of fun I've had with this and has even asked to watch me the next time I use it so he can see just how much it excites me! A fantastic product that gives me a fantastic time!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The overall look and feel of it.
      The coiled 'spine' and the smell.
      Bottom line
      An absolute winner in my opinion.
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    1. Bloody magnificent - I'm in love

      Reviewed: 14 August 2017 by Flamingo Girl, a Straight Single Female

      I was away for a few days but knew this guy had been delivered - waiting was literally torture as I really wanted to get my hands on him. I got this one as a size upgrade for the excellent LoveHoney 6” one I recently bought, as I fancied something with a bit more girth.

      I’ve been sadly out of touch with the latest innovations in dildo technology for some time now, so I was in for a real treat with this one. Wow! How my jaw dropped when I first felt this bad boy! The realistic skin is really realistic beyond what I imagined! It is so soft and beautiful, it is really unbelievable, I was totally taken aback.

      And what’s more it’s posable! There’s a bendy spine through the middle so you can position it how you like, although it’s not that stiff and moves around quite easily. By this time I’m transfixed, marvelling at him, I just want to look at and touch him as this is literally one of the most fascinating things I’ve ever seen!

      The dildo looks really, really nice and is a lovely tanned colour with plenty of detail on the shaft and balls and also he has a lovely shaped slightly squishy head. He’s an object of beauty!

      Keen to give him a proper test, I drip some water-based lube on and spread it all over the shaft, which makes him look even more glorious and sexy!

      I was expecting the insertion to be a bit uncomfortable as this is the biggest dildo I’ve used to date, but it was no issue and actually very comfortable. Because of the lovely soft material, he literally nuzzles his way inside with ease. The shape of the head is perfect to easily pop inside. Once in place I definitely got a very nice full feeling and some wonderful and unexpected sensations as I work him in and out. I need clitoral stimulation to climax, so I used my LoveHoney Flash 7 vibe and the combination quickly gives me a super long orgasm - wow!

      I spend the next couple of hours on the phone for work, but strangely cannot concentrate as I want to play with the dildo some more. Luckily I’m working from home so at lunch time I get back too it.

      Next I want to see how the suction cup works out. It sticks firmly onto the door and isn’t going anywhere. I think the fact that he’s posable really helps for hands free. The dildo easily adjusts to any angle and you don't need to be careful about sticking it at exactly the right height because it bends rather that dropping off if you move position.

      The hands free kneeling position was really damn good and made easier because the dildo is a decent length - no need to be all cramped up to get close up against the door as you would with a shorter one. Using my vibe again but with plenty of freedom to move. I have the most incredible, leg-trembling orgasm ever and literally end up face down on the floor for about 5 minutes and then drag myself into bed and nap peacefully for 20! I think I’m in love! Seriously, you don’t actually need to have a human partner with this thing around.

      Oh! How I love this toy, I’d take him everywhere with me if I could! Everyone should have one! He’s truly amazing and I’m trying to decide on a name for him :-)

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Incredible soft skin, looks fantastic, suction cup sticks well, mega long orgasms.
      Bottom line
      Love, love, love this toy - nice size, feels great and worth every penny!
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