1. Touché Body Slide Erotic Nuru Massage Mat Kit

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      1. Touché Body Slide Erotic Nuru Massage Mat Kit

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    1. Product Description

      Explore uninhibited erotic massage or lubed-up wrestling with your lover without getting oil on the sheets with this versatile massage kit. Included is bottle of dilutable massage lube and an inflatable mat with raised sides to contain the slippery fun.

      Enjoy the sexually-charged sensations of skin against skin, gliding without inhibition with this versatile play kit. Sex is more satisfying when it's wet and this massage set allows you to get messy with the promise of a quick clean-up.

      Unlike massage oils, the included massage lotion is water-based and easy-to-clean. Dilute with 1 part lubricant to 10 parts water for long-lasting glide. For best results, mix the massage lotion as required to prevent waste.

      The included mat features inflatable sides to prevent any of the massage liquid dripping off and ensuring your soft furnishes stay clean and dry during play.

      Large enough to cover a kingsize bed, the mat measures 160cm wide x 200cm tall.

      Presented in a beautiful gift bag.

      Lube ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Pentylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Sodium Lactate, Urea, Lactic Acid, Serine, Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Chloride, Allantoin

      Key Features:

      • Bedroom massage kit to take your slippery play to new heights
      • Ideal for couples looking to enjoy erotic body-to-body massage
      • Raised sides let you get as wet as you like while keeping the mess contained
      • Includes 80ml bottle of dilutable water-based lube

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Touché Body Slide Erotic Nuru Massage Mat Kit 12 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Great for kinky nights in

      Reviewed: 23 June 2018 by Tertre Rouge, a Straight Married Male

      We bought this to try out something new and kinky. The slide is black - ours does not contain the logo in the image on the Lovehoney website - which I don't think is a bad thing. It has inflatable sides to stop whatever it is that you are covering yourselves in from leaking out of the sides.

      You need to get either a footpump, or even better, a battery or mains powered inflation pump to blow it up. Blowing it up with a pump takes a good five minutes, so I wouldn't even think of trying to blow it up manually.

      We have used it with food extensively, and it is a lot of fun - though it is best to use it near to your bathroom as you'll need to step from it into somewhere where you can shower yourselves down (which is an excuse for more sexiness...).

      The massage stuff that came with it was completely useless - I wouldn't even bother with it because when we mixed it, it was just like using water. Coconut oil is probably a better option - though not if you are using condoms.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      A lot of fun if you like messy/kinky sex.
      It takes ages to blow up. And the supplied massage stuff is utter rubbish.
      Bottom line
      Excellent purchase if you fancy trying something a little different.
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    1. Make it slippy

      Reviewed: 4 April 2017 by Part1of2

      Baby oil for the absolute win. Wrestling, fingering, fisting and fixing this makes play so much more abandoned and released.

      The trick seems to be to towel it dry then wipe with cleaning wipes, use a mains powered fan to inflate and deflate so it fits in the bag again. Also, we tried standing it in the shower to help clean it with a fresh mop and hose down.

      A must-have for the kinky!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
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    1. Perfect for watersports or gushers

      Reviewed: 5 December 2016 by whereonceshewas

      I recently ordered the Body Slide as I was making such a mess with my gushing/squirting during play and towels weren't up to the job of keeping things dry!

      My order was delivered promptly and as always in discreet packaging. The Body Slide itself came in a lovely gift box with ribbon handle which made it feel that little bit more expensive. The quality of the mat is good and seems to be standing up to regular use. We are careful though not to use shape objects near it. The mat we received was plain black with no central logo as shown, which I actually prefer.

      The overall size of the mat is the same size as a king size mattress, so you will either need plenty of free floor space or it does sit on top of a mattress quite well. I highly recommend you have a pump of some kind to inflate the sides as doing it by lung power would take some doing! We don't tend to fully deflate it after use (just let a bit of air out so we can fold it in half for ease of moving) and keep it stored in the spare room.

      If you are a heavy gusher you will find the inflatable sides invaluable for keeping things from flowing off the edge of the sheet!

      The kit does come with a bottle of concentrated massage oil that you can dilute in a bucket of water for those who like sploshing. We did a little test with the oil following the instructions by diluting in a jug of water but it just felt like water still. We weren't that worried, though, as we didn't purchase the kit for massages.

      Overall this mat is one of the best purchase I've made as it's kept the bedroom carpet/mattress dry ever since we started using it. We do pop a towel down on the floor for me to step onto after play. If you like getting wet while playing then this is certainly a good purchase.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Keeps me wet while the mattress/floor stays dry.
      Difficult to inflate without a pump.
      Bottom line
      Perfect for watersports or messy play.
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    1. Perfect for those Wet and Wild Times

      Reviewed: 5 April 2016 by SubmissiveRubber, a Straight Engaged Male

      We purchased this item a couple of years ago, so I think it's been used enough to warrant this review.

      The quality is top and keeps everything outside of it dry, which is the number one idea.

      Obviously you do need to be careful if using sharp objects nearby. Still working as intended, and I'm sure it will for years to come.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Does exactly what you want.
      Bottom line
      Perfect to keep surroundings dry.
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    1. Perfect for watersports and sploshing

      Reviewed: 2 April 2016 by Belisha B

      I was immediately impressed with this product as it comes in a beautiful satchel-shaped carry case/storage box with a ribbon handle. I'd purchased it for watersports, rather than a PVC bedsheet, because having had some experience I knew the raised sides would be invaluable - with a fitted or flat sheet, mess can run off.

      So if you plan to make enough of a mess to not just need to protect underneath you, this is the way to go! I agree with another reviewer that it is difficult to inflate with lungpower. However, even uninflated, if you just tape the raised sides around a wall or a bed etc., it will work to contain mess.

      I did get it back in the box again after use, but I didn't inflate it, so perhaps that is why another reviewer had trouble storing it back in - some air may have remained inside. The final bonus to this product is that to my relief, it is large enough for adults to lie down in!

      Unlike the paddling pool that I bought for sploshing/wrestling, this one covers a king-size bed in surface area. It comes with a little bottle of highly diluted lube as well. Very content with this worthwhile purchase!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Gorgeous packaging; durable construction; king size.
      Difficult to inflate.
      Bottom line
      Essential gear for watersports, sploshing, and oil wrestling aficionados!
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