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    1. Limpy 7 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars16 reviews

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      1. Limpy 7 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      Is that a Limpy soft packing dildo in your pants or are you just not particularly pleased to see me? Soft and floppy, the 7 incher sits in your underwear to create an eye-catching bulge to make you the envy of everyone in the room.

      Created from realistic TPE, the dildo has an authentic head, shaft and balls and flat base for comfortable prolonged wear. Use Limpy to pad out your package - or display it as a stunt cock instead of revealing your own. Its respectable 7 inch flaccid size won't let you down, and is great for packing.

      Please note: The Limpy is totally floppy and not suitable for penetration.

      Key Features:

      • 7 inch soft packing dildo
      • Made from ultra-realistic, soft, temperature-responsive TPE for a lifelike bulge
      • Natural-looking head, shaft and balls for complete realism
      • Soft, flat base for comfortable prolonged wear
      • 100% flexible to create a convincing bulge

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Limpy 7 Inch Soft Packing Dildo 16 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. AMAZING

      Reviewed: 8 September 2016 by missdark1996, a Bisexual Engaged Female

      The 7 inch packer is so amazing and realistic! Also good for sex!

      My transgender boyfriend uses it all the time and it's amazing. Great feel, very good.

      The boxers that you can get are also amazing for the packer! Especially if you want to look realistic.

      I recommend it to everyone!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      The feel.
      I loved it.
      Bottom line
      Just amazing. Definitely useful.
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    1. Perfect Packer

      Reviewed: 2 March 2016 by cchale, a Bisexual Going Steady Male

      Mr Limpy is the best value product for packing out there!

      Passes the 'grope test' and fits snugly between your thighs. He can sometimes wander around if you wear loose boxers, but a harness, or an O-ring and elastic can solve that!

      They're long lasting, but require frequent cleaning and need powder to keep them feeling soft and smooth, rather than tacky.

      Also incredibly fun to play with if you like something softer to practice oral sex with or just to squeeze in your hands. I also find that Mr Limpy gives some amazing soft pressure when grinding and a kind of comfort so can be used for solo play, or with a partner.

      The size is generous, but I hardly see that as a bad thing! The balls give a great 'bulge' and silhouette to your crotch area. Really recommend whether to help with dysphoria, play, or for a laugh!

      There are also dozens of tutorials on modifying your Mr Limpy for those wanting an STP as well, making it about a tenth of the cost of some devices!

      Mine's lasted an incredibly long time, well over a year of daily wear and is in still in fantastic shape. The colour might seem pink to begin with, if I remember correctly, but it faded fast and adding powder helped greatly.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      The most comfortable, fun, affordable packer on the market!
      Can get tacky, but easily solved.
      Bottom line
      My go-to packer! I love my Mr Limpy!
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Everything I've always wanted

      Reviewed: 4 December 2012 by packer_lover, a Gay Going Steady Female

      I got it as I wanted a bulge in my pants.

      I did get the medium as my ego is rather big, and so is this, I'd advise you to get the small!

      I worked out a way to wear it so it doesn't create a semi.

      The actual Mr Limpy itself, is very soft (does need cornflour every time you wear it), isn't okay for sex obviously as it is VERY stretchy.

      But it is very amazing if you've been missing that one thing all your life, and it's also very cheap. I really love this and wear it nearly 24/7.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Nice, soft and realistic.
      It's very stretchy!
      Bottom line
      It's great, really great.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes