1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 12 Inch

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 12 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Upgrade to king size with porn star legend John Holmes' 12 inch manhood. Moulded direct from the man himself and cast from real-feel ULTRASKYN material, every vein, curve and bulge of this replica looks and feels like your fantasy come to life.

      Get down and dirty with a steamy session with the most famous porn star of them all. The ULTRASKYN material is totally skin-like - especially if warmed in warm water beforehand - and an insertable length of 10 inches and a girth of 7.75 inches means you're guaranteed a sensationally filling experience.

      Stick the Vac-U-Lock base to any smooth, hard surface for the hands-free ride of your dreams.

      Use lashings of lube with this toy for the best and most slippery experience.

      The dildo comes complete with a picture of the man himself, a History of John Holmes book and a storage bag.

      Key Features:

      • Huge realistic dildo cast directly from legendary porn star John Holmes
      • Made from real-feel ULTRASKYN material with realistic detailing for lifelike sensations
      • 10 insertable inches and 7.75 inch girth give fantastically filling feelings
      • Vac-U-Lock base for hands-free harness and strap-on adventures
      • Always use with water-based lube

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    1. Wow wife’s best toy

      Reviewed: 26 January 2020 by Southnaughtycpl, a Straight Married Male

      Well, bought this for my wife after she said she wanted to play with bigger cock.

      When it arrived it was huge and thought she wouldn’t handle it. But she tried it with me helping and lube, but wow she took it with ease.

      She cum so many times and said she’s in love with it. Think that’s me ditched now for this huge dildo.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Thickness, length and lifelike.
      Suction isn’t that strong to hold this heavy toy up.
      Bottom line
      This beast will put men out of work.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Love at first ride

      Reviewed: 10 December 2019 by JohnHolmesDP, a Straight Going Steady Male

      This is the absolute, by far, ass down, balls deep, best fucking cock dildo I have ever had the pleasure of stuffing myself with.

      Every time we fuck my slut hole is already aching for the next time he stretches my slut hole open for hours in every possible position.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      How easy it slides in when lubed and the perfect full feeling.
      How flimsy it seems to be until you work out how to ride.
      Bottom line
      Unbelievable how great of a good fucking it can give hours at a time.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Amazing first-time

      Reviewed: 24 September 2019 by OrgasmiCnc, a Straight Single Male

      Straight guy who always wanted to explore this. I’ve tried it with my girlfriend, she done it very gentle, and made me very comfortable!

      Using the fingers, liked slowly to make me even more comfortable.

      Then she start to apply lube as big quantity, then start slowly putting me the dildo.

      At the beginning, was a bit painful, but after a while, I’ve really enjoyed it!

      She put almost everything in my ass, I had cum like never in my life, couldn’t even stop... let’s say like fountain almost. :p

      This dildo is magic. Highly recommended.

      We will definitely come back and try all dildos on Lovehoney. :)

      Thank you very much, and talk soon for the next reviews. :D

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Quality, huge, feeling, colour.
      I have loved and still loving it, it’s a perfect dildo for life!
      Bottom line
      Highly recommended! Very good quality, soft, beautiful shape, perfect for couple.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. I love huge anal dildos

      Reviewed: 18 July 2019 by Geno, a Straight Single Male

      I'm a straight guy that got started in anal play. Been doing it for years. Started using large sausages with condoms, then I saw this on the internet when I first got it.

      I didn't think I could take it in. I like using vaseline. It goes In and out real nice and easy and still has some drag, which I like a lot. Drink some olive oil. That will help a lot for lube and you cleaned out. You will get the full effect of a great feeling of the girth and the full length of it.

      I must warn you it can become very addictive, because I certainly enjoy it so much that I'm hoping some will walk in, that's how great I feel. You guys, try it, you will love it. I wish I had someone to strap it to and give it to me. I have done it for hours at a time. The longer I went the harder it was for me to quit. When you use vaseline you don't get sore. Also try a little mineral oil up the anus.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Everything. It's worth three times the price.
      It's perfectly right.
      Bottom line
      Need to order a couple more.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Just the right size for a good session

      Reviewed: 18 June 2019 by LSexperiments, a Gay Single Male

      I have two of these. That says something. I have the old fashioned one which is stiff with a suction cup. Bought many years ago.

      Then I bought this one. As I bought a fuck machine. This has a lovely texture as it is UR3. It isn’t rigid. And bends and is soft. So it doesn’t hurt.

      As a gay man, this will penetrate into your rectum further. Not too far, so it is a tease. And with it being soft. It won’t hurt you.

      The downside. As it’s UR3. Starting with this toy if you are having anal sex is more difficult as it is bendy and soft. You need to get a good grip in the centre and push. As it is UR3, the hole where the Vac-U-Lock attachment goes in does begin to wear eventually and may tear. I have pulled a small piece off mine. You have to use the right type of lubricant and a fair amount as it does penetrate deeply. Coconut oil is excellent with these and seems to protect during storage. UR3 need to be looked after as well. Not wash and put away.

      I really love this dildo. As it’s the perfect size where you can enjoy yourself without any marathon of preparation leading up to it.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Texture is wonderful and soft.
      Can tear and hard to insert anally at first.
      Bottom line
      I will always have this in my collection.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

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