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    1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 12 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars19 reviews

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 12 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Each inch is better than the last with John Holmes' footlong dong, for mind-blowing filling sensations to bring your fantasies to life. Moulded straight from the star's amazing member, the dildo features every as-seen-on-screen vein, curve and bulge.

      With its firm but flexible insertable length of 10 inches and girth of 7.75 inches, an orgasmically satisfying time is guaranteed. Use the suction cup base for hands-free fun or attach to a harness for playtimes with a partner.

      Use this toy with lashings of lube for the most slippery and comfortable experience.

      The dildo comes complete with a picture of the man himself, a History of John Holmes book and a carry bag.

      Key Features:

      • Realistic dildo for extra-girthy, extra-long lifelike internal pleasure
      • Cast from porn superstar John Holmes
      • Swollen head and veiny shaft increase arousal
      • Bulbous balls caress external pleasure points
      • Suction cup base for hands-free penetration

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 12 Inch 19 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Absolute monster

      Reviewed: 12 April 2018 by Nerdlove, a Straight Going Steady Male

      OK first let it be said that this seems much bigger in person it's huge! Was eager to get going with this one so after warming up and lubing up (lots of lube!) I finally got then huge tip in and worked my way to about halfway, it feels incredible but I have a ways to go so I'll keep at it.

      The detail and quality are great and good strong suction too. If you like it big then this is for you, I'm not a beginner and found this challenging to get halfway so use your judgement on this beast.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The size and feel are amazeballs.
      Nothing really.
      Bottom line
      If you can take it in you have nothing but pleasure to gain.
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    1. nice feel and big

      Reviewed: 9 April 2018 by loveanalalso

      Ordered this a while back and arrived with Lovehoney's usual fast post.

      No stranger to anal, I took it out the wrapper with a great amount of excitement. Well, it didn't disappoint. It has a nice feel and size and it slipped in nicely with a generous amount of lube.

      Would recommend this item to anyone as it does look and feel good.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Feel and size.
      Bottom line
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    1. It's big

      Reviewed: 25 December 2017 by Steviegosia

      Okay, so my wife has been spoilt, or so I thought until she said she wanted to try this 12" monster.

      OMG it's big not for the faint-hearted, but with some lube, although we didn't require much as my wife usually has plenty of her own, she really loves this.

      She likes deep penetrative sex and she wanted to test herself to the limits.

      She is a tiny petite woman and this looked huge inside her, but she enjoyed every minute of it.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Unbelievable size.
      Very big.
      Bottom line
      If you like big it's for you.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. O. M. G.

      Reviewed: 18 September 2017 by Deepjim, a Bisexual Single Male

      If you need something on a larger scale this does the job!

      John Holmes - the legend is a perfect addition for anyone in their toy collection.

      Big is an understatement. Unless you are an experienced toy user, beware! This is a monster! Lube up and fill up!

      Ease on down and feel every perfectly replicated inch!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Big, thick, soft, realistic feel.
      Once taken fully you will crave larger.
      Bottom line
      10 out of 10, my favourite all-time dildo.
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    1. An absolute monster

      Reviewed: 20 February 2017 by DesperateDildo, a Bisexual Single Male

      Make sure you check the size of this dildo to make sure you can take it on. This thing is huge!

      This dildo is certainly not for the inexperienced but boy is it an absolute pleasure for those who've invested the time to get to know it a little better.

      This is one of the pricier dildos I have bought off of Lovehoney, but I can say without a doubt it is worth the price.

      The dildo comes with its own soft fabric bag to keep it in, which is nice. The bag does sometimes leave a little fabric on the dildo itself, but nothing a quick rinse won't get rid of.

      The dildo itself is seriously thick and girthy and will take a lot of time to get used to if used anally (like I do so I can't personally speak for vaginal use). The material it's made out of is soft to the touch and feels amazing. The pronounced veins and shape of the dildo make it insanely pleasurable.

      The suction cup is of really high quality and can take quite a fight. With a generous amount of lube this thing will rock your world.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The girth, length and feel is amazing.
      Nothing to not like about it!
      Bottom line
      A seriously satisfying dildo that I couldn't ask anymore of.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

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