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    1. Grow Your Own Willy Adult Novelty

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      1. Grow Your Own Willy Adult Novelty

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    1. Product Description

      When it comes to silly-season gift-giving, presents don't get much silly-willier than this. Drop this perfect pecker into a bowl of water and it'll grow to 600% its orignal size. You can't do as much with it as you can a real man, but at least it won't fart in bed!

      Another fun novelty gift from the Grow Your Own range.

      Keeps growing for 72 hours.

      Stays grown as long as it stays wet.

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    1. Growing willy

      Reviewed: 22 August 2007 by reeree90, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      I wanted to see if this thing really worked, so I brought one and put it in water and it grew quite big actually. When taken out it does shrivel up and doesn't work again. I thought it was quite fun though.

    2. Overall Rating
      7 out of 10 stars
      Seeing how big it can grow, amusing
      Nothing really
      Bottom line
      A good laugh
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    1. A silly and cheap gift

      Reviewed: 14 July 2007 by Miss Kitty, a Bisexual Married Female

      Yes if you put it in water it does grow bigger, over quite a long time. When you take it out of water it'll dry up and shrink again.

      An idle amusement but I didn't bother keeping mine long, I think the cat tried to eat it so in the bin it went.

    2. Overall Rating
      4 out of 10 stars
      An idle amusement
      Just a cheap novelty
      Bottom line
      Silly cheap fun
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

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