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    1. Grow Your Own Boyfriend

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      1. Grow Your Own Boyfriend

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    1. Product Description

      Fed up with acne-scarred dating agency rejects? Exercise total control by growing your own boyfriend: simply add water and watch him swell. He never argues or snores, he's always there when you need him, doesn't drink and has eyes only for you!

      Grows 600% its size! Colour may vary from image shown.

      Instructions for use:

      • place your new boyfriend in room temperature water
      • it will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours
      • when removed from water it will slowly shrink back to original size - your boyfriend can be grown again and again!

    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. Genius!

      Reviewed: 5 March 2010 by missorgasm, a Bisexual Married Female

      I bought this for a friend who, bless her, has little luck with men. As always, it was delivered on the next day! I haven't met the 'new boyfriend', but my friend tells me it does what it says on the tin.

      Personally, I think he should be less red, but for a couple of quid and free delivery the look on her face when she opened it was well worth the money. It's a good job we're good friends or she may have been angry!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The price, Her reaction.
      Cons
      The colour.
      Bottom line
      A good jokey gift.
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    1. Great family member! :)

      Reviewed: 5 December 2008 by Maczy, a Bisexual Single Female

      I brought this for my friend as he is a newly single guy (yep, he is interested in men - I'm not going mad!)

      When I read it grows to 60 times its size, I gulped at it.

      The price was reasonable and the idea was hilarious.

      Lets just say the outcome and watching it change..worth every penny!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The amusement of it growing!!
      Cons
      Could have done with more colour detail, not just red.
      Bottom line
      A great laugh and a cheap one at that!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Grow a boyfriend

      Reviewed: 18 March 2008 by Funkybird, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I got this for Xmas from my best mate on account of my singleness. He lives on my pinboard and is quite the ideal fella!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      You have complete control, no fuss!
      Cons
      Once taken out of the water he shrinks back!
      Bottom line
      Hilarious
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    1. Better than the real thing!

      Reviewed: 1 June 2007 by Katylou

      Got this as a present off my roommate after discovering my boyfriend was cheating on me 3 days before my birthday.

      I actually just cried with laughter when i was presented with this. Me and my roommate popped him in a glass and kept regular observations.

      You start off with this tiny figure which you place in water. It absorbs the water and grows to 600% (off top of my head) of its original size.

      Is a great novelty present especially for all those recently single mates who are going through the "All men are SCUM" phrase.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great conversation started "Here I'm growing a man"
      Cons
      Could be better looking!
      Bottom line
      Pretty nifty present idea!
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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