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    1. Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold

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    1. Product Description

      The perfect blindfold for belligerent subs, this satin sleep mask is detailed with iridescent sequins and is emblazoned with the words "Fuck Off". Message loud and clear, whether or not it's obeyed is another matter. A fun and quirky bedroom bondage toy.

      Throw common decency and courtesy out of the window with this brazen eye mask. Bold and beautiful, it makes a statement that's impossible to ignore and tempting to disobey.

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    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. Wonderfully quirky

      Reviewed: 19 September 2014 by FlorenceRouRou, a Straight Going Steady Female

      An amusing product that is also soft and comfortable to wear. The main part of the sleeping mask is soft, non-itchy and pleasant to wear.

      The mask fits well and the elastic headband is durable and has not yet worn out, though it has been well used both in bed as a blindfold and when travelling (which has got some interesting looks!).

      The stitching is very well done, none of the sequins have fallen off and the lettering has remained as good as the day I bought it. Excellent value for money.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The mask fits well and is comfortable to wear.
      Cons
      The sequins are a little scratchy
      Bottom line
      Excellent, both as a gag gift and a (sort of) serious purchase!
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    1. Counting sheep? Nah

      Reviewed: 13 August 2013 by MandiVonSweiss, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      I got this for my mum some Christmases ago, and to my surprise she still has it!

      Her face lit up when I gave her it and she absolutely loves it, The sequins haven't come off, the elastic hasn't snapped, and the material isn't uncomfortable.

      The product comes in a plain plastic box, with a bit of card advertising the product, straight to the point if anything!

      I wish that they made a twin pack because I know me and my OH could do with some eye masks. :-)

      Might get one myself!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great build quality, very humorous!
      Cons
      That there isn't a twin pack!
      Bottom line
      Brilliant novelty gift, but works well!
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    1. Does what it says on the tin

      Reviewed: 24 June 2013 by rubysoho, a Straight Single Female

      Nice soft material. I don't like the sequins really so I shall unpick them and remove them.

      This wasn't bought for roleplay or anything kinky so it will probably be quite a boring review... but definitely did the trick for wearing for a nap this afternoon. :)

      Stayed on well without being too tight, no discomfort, or itchiness, or any tags rubbing. Worth the money and going to be my new favourite nap accessory!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Stayed on with no discomfort .
      Cons
      Sequins look a bit tacky.
      Bottom line
      Great little nap mask.
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    1. More effective than

      Reviewed: 23 March 2011 by Clare Reynolds, a Bisexual Single Female

      The material is nice and soft, and the strap is not too loose or too tight. The sequins don't come off very easily even when you sleep in them. They have a little tag telling you how to wash the mask on the inside, and it can be a little scratchy but if you move it to the side it shouldn't bother too much!

      Obviously if you have fairly reserved housemates, they might not like the "Fuck Off" part, but it can be hidden pretty easily either as a sleepmask or a blindfold of some kind!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Material, build.
      Cons
      Scratchy tag.
      Bottom line
      Funny and comfy!
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    1. Just the ticket

      Reviewed: 22 August 2012 by chunkymac, a Straight Married Male

      Bought this as a bit of fun for my wife and she loves it, not only for the obvious blindfolded sex sessions but for getting a bit of afternoon ZZZZZs.

      The only thing we would have liked was for it to be reversible with something else written on the other side but there are others with this already.

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It is what it is nothing more nothing less.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Perfect fun gift for my mrs.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

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