The Spookiest Things You've Searched For on Lovehoney

Sometimes, however, we're left scratching our heads at the wild and wacky queries that make their way to our search bar (see last year's collection, for example). This year, themed for your ghoulish Halloween enjoyment, we present the spookiest search terms that we're almost afraid to see the results for.

That's Some CSI Shit

male torso

sex flesh

plastic sheets

flesh wash

veins

arm binder

lifelike hand

anal striker

bow and arrows

the love gun

dildo gas mask

obsession sleeve

spider web body suit

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Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble

gates of hell

wicked creme

wicked aqua

i dont fuck with magic

i only fuck with magic

dragon spray

goats eye rim

sex wax

ghosting balm

creaming o screamin demon extra quiet clitoral

vibrator

scream cream

wicked weasel

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What Sides Would You Like With Your Meal?

boy butter

penis cream

hot butter rum

flavored sauces for vagina

fuck water

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Curse You, Autocorrect!

stroppy lingerie

advent colander

crotchless pantries

pens extension

cork ring

ducking machines

rabbi

fake jazz

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You Should Really Get that Checked Out

anal gape

ice butt

hand vagina

fur penis

fluffy vagina

stick that goes down your penis

fire skin

hurt by dildo

heavy weight to for dick

kick cock

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