Buying a sex toy for your wife, girlfriend or special friend this Christmas could be the key to a 2016 filled with renewed passion and excitement. Buying a toy for someone is a hugely intimate affair, and as her partner you're in the perfect position to predict her new favourite toy based on her bedroom tastes and desires.
That doesn't mean it's not incredibly daunting, however. What if she doesn't like what you've chosen? That's why we've put our thinking caps together to come up with the perfect tool to help you narrow down your gift options and find the ideal present.
Using the exclusive insider info you've earned as your lady's confidante, simply complete the seven questions we've set out below. We'll collate the data and choose the best sex toy to put under the Christmas tree to make sure she's all smiles on the morning on the 25th.
There are eight possible results to our quiz, and each one is top-ranking, best-selling crowd-pleaser on the Lovehoney Australia site - and that's based off 191,000 reviews! All you have to do? Make sure she doesn't have one already!
Prepare to take your pleasure into your own hands and feel the differnce with Lovehoney's new luxury Desire range. Expertly crafted from the silkiest smooth silicone to be 100% waterproof, USB rechargeable and boasting 8 vibrating patterns and 12 speeds, the 6 luxury Desire products are bound to impress and delight.
Designed right here at Lovehoney, we took the time to probe your 191,000 sex toy reviews to discover what our customers truly wanted from their sex toys. This led us to choose 6 classic shapes and outfit each with extremely powerful motors, easy-to-use controls and a discreet storage case.
Combining the ease of recharging via USB with impressive run time and unbeatable power, the Desire range has been rigorously tested and tweaked to meet our high standards. And you know what? You really can feel the difference.
Fans of our BASICS and Lovehoney ranges will delight in this new luxury spin on classic Lovehoney design. Read on below for information on how we developed the range, as well as information on each product.
Each month we choose our favourite new sex toy review (from our growing database of over 191,000!) to win a special $200 Lovehoney gift card. This month's winner delievered a champion review that was not only helpful but amusing - it's a perfect 10 from us! Get a taste from the below extract:
"And here we are at the start of the Kegel Olympics 2015. First up, representing Great Britain, is Caliente. She's a intermediate kegel exerciser, but at 36 she will have her age against her in this competition. Her previous personal best was with beginner jiggle balls at a featherweight of only 56g. She smashed the European beginner's record by easily holding them in all day without even feeling them move. But is she really ready for the heavyweight division? Today we're going to find out as she attempts the biggest challenge of her kegel career, the Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls, weighing in at a massive 221g. Can she lift these advanced balls and manage to complete the full snatch, clean and jerk?" Read the full review.
Read on below for the latest runners up and to find out how you can be in the running for next month:
It's official: Couples all over the globe are opening themselves and their bedrooms up to bondage. With our reputation as the sexual happiness people, we're often asked how to add some spice to bedroom adventures while maintaining intimacy and romance.
BDSM and bondage equipment can look a bit strict for first timers and people who are interested in more sensual play. That's why we've created our "Tease by Lovehoney" range of soft and sensual bondage gear, perfect for newbies and adventurers alike.
We're excited to announce the new range of sensual bondage products made from soft and seductive materials and designed for anyone to use.
Whether you're new to bondage, or want to bring some luxurious romance and seduction into your play, read on to discover our favourite Tease pieces.
Make your wildest fantasies a reality by transforming your bedroom into Christian Grey's playroom with the new Fifty Shades of Grey Official Playroom Collection.
Your lover is bound to love these luxurious bedroom restraints inspired by Christian's boudoir.
The Official Playroom Collection includes wrist and ankle straps lined with soft faux fur, over the door restraints and a sturdy spreader bar for starters. Prepare to play like Grey and tie and tease to your heart's content.
Adjustable straps and bars means this tantalising collection is ideal for all sexes, sizes, furniture and abilities.
Each item in the collection comes with a Fifty Shades of Grey blindfold and door hanger, to guarantee your privacy during play.
Still want more? Check out the full collection below:
It's true, Lovehoney offers customer care around the clock. Have you ever wondered how we're able to provide knowledgeable service about our entire range of products anytime 24/7/365?
We present our (not so) secret weapon: The awesome folks who make up Lovehoney Customer Care with offices in the UK and Australia.
Our Brisbane based customer care advisors take their jobs very seriously. In their quest to know as much as they can about the toys and gear available at Lovehoney they test products and contribute their reviews to our ever expanding database of over 191,000 user reviews on Lovehoney's pages.
Check out some of Lovehoney AU's choice reviews and top selected products below and get to know a little bit more about us:
Ever wondered how many cock rings it takes to encircle the base of the Eiffel Tower or how many water-coolers full of lube Lovehoney customers use each year? Us too. That's why we found out and compiled 5 of our most interesting sex toy stats to share with you in the below video. We hope you find it as fascinating as we do.
Want to learn more cool facts about sex toys? Check out Down the Rabbit Hole: It's the largest study of sex toy sales ever (over 1 million) and it happened when we invited self-styled Ideas Detective Jon Millward to analyse the sales data of the largest online sex toy retailer in the UK (that's us!)
Read on to see all the toys used to make this video: