One of the joys of sharing a house is that you can almost guarantee that at some point, you’ll hear your housemates bumping uglies. It’s like a university rite of passage.
But what about when it comes to indulging in a spot of alone-time?
No one wants their new roomies to know that they’re doing the five-knuckle shuffle after a particularly steamy episode of Orange is the New Black, and worrying about overly-loud vibrations and moans can really ruin the mood.
So for those of you who are shy about playing with yourself whilst your friends play FIFA on the other side of the wall, we've rounded up a selection of the best quiet sex toys, as well as some tips from our experts on becoming a top undercover lover.
Anyone who's shopped at Lovehoney knows how much we love a good sex toy review.
Not only do reviews help you (our lovely customers) figure out which products are most likely to get you off, but it also helps us create fun, pleasureable products which we know you'll love.
The latest stroke of genius?
After approximately 5,643,318,671 (give or take) penis-owning customers told us they love combining a stroker with powerful vibrations, we thought it's about time we made a product to make vibro-strokes easier than ever.
As such, we're very proud to introduce you to the brand new Lovehoney Power-gasm Stroker Wand Attachment!
When we think of sex, chances are that lots of us are imagining some penis-in-vagina kind of action. But why, when there are so many other options for pleasurable play?
Despite what many of us are taught to believe, penetration is not a prerequisite for amazing foreplay.
There are so many incredible ways to play that don’t involve inserting Tab A into slot B.
Luckily, if you're after some outercourse experimentation, Lovehoney have a smorgasbord of sensational non-penetrative toys on offer, so here are 7 to get you in the mood for some mind-blowing external play!
A lot of people want to know which is the quietest vibrator, and it's easy to understand why.
Now obviously at Lovehoney we believe that masturbating is a happy, healthy act that should have no shame attached to it, but that doesn't mean that you should be forced to announce it to the street every time you have fumble!
For those who like to keep play quiet, we've unboxed this awesome Super Silencer Sex Toy kit, that's filled with 3 brilliant vibrators, who each promise to be quieter than a mouse.
You, on the other hand, may not be.
Watch the video above, and read more about the Super Silencer kit, below.