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Welcome to our final instalment, also known as part 4, of Tracey Cox's Sex Bootcamp.
This guide by international sex, body language and relationships expert, Tracey Cox, takes you through all kinds of ways to get in the mood as well as some fun ideas for frisky foreplay, and some new positions to spice things up.
The last step is to make sure you've got the essentials covered. Below, Tracey has over 30 suggestions to keep up your sleeve.
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Welcome to Men's Health Week: this whole week is devoted to raising awareness of male health issues around the world.
But, guys, you'll be pleased to know it's not all about wheatgrass shots and multivitamins. There's a much more enjoyable way to improve your wellbeing:
Bashing the bishop, five-knuckle shuffle, beating the meat - however you like to refer to it, masturbation has been proven time and again to have many health benefits that go far beyond a way to fill time between episodes of Game of Thrones.
Chances are, you won't need much persuading, but if you're looking to justify that jerk-off session, just read on for six awesome perks to pole-polishing you may not have considered before.