6 Discreet Sex Toys (That You'd Never Know Were Sex Toys)
on May 24, 2019
While we believe no one should be ashamed of using sex toys, we also appreciate that it's pretty embarrassing when someone finds your rabbit vibrator or realistic vagina.
If you live with family, or have a housemate who likes to 'borrow' things, you probably don't want them to discover something large and veiny lying around.
So, in the name of undercover intimate explorers everywhere, here are six super sex toys masquerading as everyday objects.
1. Lovehoney Hot Shot Rechargeable Warming Male Masturbator
This may look like a smart speaker, but it's actually a vibrating silicone sleeve with 3 speeds and 6 patterns, that warms to 40°C. Don't be surprised if your friends start shouting 'Alexa' at it.
"It doesn't look like a toy of any kind. In fact if you told people it was a speaker they'd probably believe you to begin with."
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2. Lovehoney Flash 7 Function Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator
Offering 4 powerful speeds and 3 exciting patterns, this slender vibrator looks just like a USB flash drive when it's charging.
"The toy is easily charged using a USB port on a computer or USB plug exactly like your phone charger! It's small and relatively discreet so could be taken out with you."
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3. BASICS Doughnut Stretchy Cock Ring Multipack (3 Pack)
Nothing to see here! To those who don't know what these stretchy little toys are capable of, they're totally nondescript and unextraordinary – until you put them to use, that is.
"These are one of the best sex toys I own - and I don't even get to use them on myself."
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4. Lovehoney Oh! Kiss Me Lipstick Vibrator
An oldie, but a goodie, this powerful single-speed lipstick vibe is the perfect travel companion. Just don't get it out on the commute to work...
"Beautifully discreet and wonderfully powerful. It's a definite necessity."
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5. Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo
Made from smooth, weighty borosilicate glass, this beaded beauty could be a fancy paperweight, or an unusual ornament for your mantelpiece.
"It looks like an ornament that should be proudly displayed on my mantle piece instead of hidden away in my drawer."
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6. Womanizer Liberty Rechargeable Travel Clitoral Stimulator
With the case on, this toy looks like an air freshener or soap dish – perfect for keeping in your bathroom and enjoying in the tub (it's 100% waterproof and super quiet).
"It disappears in amongst my bathroom bits and bobs, meaning it's always to hand when I fancy an extra leisurely soak in the bath."
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