1. The Spookiest Things You've Searched For on Lovehoney

    Halloween-Searches

    Every year, the Lovehoney website tirelessly processes heaps and heaps of user searches. Most of the time, we're able to help our customers out with the products they're after or the information they need. Sometimes, however, we're left scratching our heads at the wild and wacky queries that make their way to our search bar (see last year's collection, for example). This year, themed for your ghoulish Halloween enjoyment, we present the spookiest search terms that we're almost afraid to see the results for.



    That's Some CSI Shit

    search dildo gas mask

    male torso

    sex flesh

    plastic sheets

    flesh wash

    veins

    arm binder

    lifelike hand

    anal striker

    bow and arrows

    the love gun

    dildo gas mask

    obsession sleeve

    spider web body suit


    Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble

    scream cream scary searches

    gates of hell

    wicked creme

    wicked aqua

    i dont fuck with magic

    i only fuck with magic

    dragon spray

    goats eye rim

    sex wax

    ghosting balm

    creaming o screamin demon extra quiet clitoral

    vibrator

    scream cream

    wicked weasel

    spiderweb body suit scary searches


    What Sides Would You Like With Your Meal?

    boy butter

    penis cream

    hot butter rum

    flavored sauces for vagina

    fuck water


    Curse You, Autocorrect!

    stroppy lingerie scary searches

    stroppy lingerie

    advent colander

    crotchless pantries

    pens extension

    cork ring

    ducking machines

    rabbi

    fake jazz


    You Should Really Get that Checked Out

    search fur penis

    anal gape

    ice butt

    hand vagina

    fur penis

    fluffy vagina

    stick that goes down your penis

    fire skin

    hurt by dildo

    heavy weight to for dick

    kick cock

    weightlifting dick


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