1. 10 Best Secret Santa Gifts

    1. 10 Best Secret Santa Gifts
    1. 10 Best Secret Santa Gifts

    It's that time of year again: Secret Santa!

    A cheeky pressie from Lovehoney means you can give the gift of (sexual) happiness without needing to bring out your Sherlock-worthy detective skills.

    Check out our top 10 sexy secret santa gifts below and get inspired.

    1. 1. Lovehoney Oh! Sensual Body Massager

      Lovehoney Oh! Sensual Body Massager

      Step away from that generic box of chocs and go for something a whole lot more relaxing. Ergonomically shaped to make erotic massages a breeze, this smooth massager is just the thing for your constantly-stressed colleague.

      • Ergonomic handle is simple to use
      • Rounded balls spread the massage sensations
      • Perfect to use with sensual massage oils
      Ideal for:
      • The one who needs to unwind
      What you say:

      "This is such a simple but amazing product that is incredibly easy to use ... The H shape makes it easy to handle and the balls on the ends hit all the right places."

    1. 2. Lovehoney Oh! Hot Massage Rocks

      Lovehoney Oh! Hot Massage Rocks

      Who's top of your naughty list this year? Instead of hiding a lump of coal in their stocking, scoop up a handful of these pebbles and give them a long, teasing massage.


      • Presented in a pretty drawstring gift bag
      • Compatible with lubricants and massage oils
      • Ideal for extra pleasurable temperature play
      Ideal for:
      • The health spa fanatic
      What you say:

      "They come in a variety of sizes and they really add to the massage experience. We found that with massage oil you can rub the stones all over the body, working them into the muscles rather than just placing them on as they are so smooth."

    2. 3. Lovehoney Oh! Kinky Confessions Truth or Dare Card Game

      Lovehoney Oh! Kinky Confessions Truth or Dare Card Game

      Everyone loves to find out their partner's or their friends' dirty little secrets, and this fun card game lets you do just that. The "would you rather"-style questions make for great entertainment at the office Christmas party, while the recipient can enjoy the dares with their partner later in the evening.

      • A fun, non-intimidating game to play with friends or lovers
      • 52-card deck gives tons of playing options
      • Complete with dare suggestions if someone doesn't want to answer the questions
      Ideal for:
      • The one who loves to know everything
      What you say:

      "They're pretty and discreet - perfect as a Christmas stocking stuffer, Hen Party favour (I imagine these questions would get a few giggles on a girly night out!) or a 'just because' treat."

    3. 4. Lovehoney Red Sheer Lace Top Thigh High Stockings

      Lovehoney Red Sheer Lace Top Thigh High Stockings

      From bedroom to fancy dress party and everywhere in-between, enchant all you meet in our red lace-topped stockings. These Mrs Claus-esque classic thigh highs feature a wide lace thigh band to clip onto your garter straps.

      • Festively fun and perfect for Chrissy dress up
      • Available in base and plus size
      • Great value for money
      Ideal for:
      • The Christmas-obsessed fancy-dresser
      What you say:

      "I ordered these for my girlfriend and she loved them. She looked amazing in them too."

    1. 5. Bondage Boutique Red Furry Handcuffs

      Bondage Boutique Red Furry Handcuffs

      Fluffy on the outside, hardcore on the inside. Just like Chuck Norris with his beard, these furry cuffs pack a punch. Within the soft faux fur exterior is a set of lockable metal handcuffs for reliable restraint with a cosy embrace and, in red, they're oh-so festive!

      • Metal handcuffs with faux fur covering
      • Safety catch and 2 keys
      • 4 colours to choose from: red, pink, purple and black
      Ideal for:
      • The quiet one
      What you say:

      "For the size and price these are little fluffy miracles. You must buy them! They instantly add that little something to bedroom activities and were a turn on straight away for me and the Mr."

    2. 6. Lovehoney Oh! Kama Sutra Playing Cards

      Lovehoney Oh! Kama Sutra Playing Cards

      When you're playing with these carnal cards, you'll struggle to keep a poker face whatever hand you're dealt. Taking inspiration from the original Kama Sutra, each card features a different position for you to explore, ensuring everyone comes up trumps.

      • Full 52-card deck with 2 joker cards
      • Each card features a different Kama Sutra position
      • Great for better sex, hilarious card games and x-rated magic tricks
      Ideal for:
      • The gamer
      • The yoga pro
      What you say:

      "I bought these and a cheeky little stocking filler at Christmas, and boy am I glad. My BF and I love to play rummy and we have just started using these instead of the other cards. It's great fun!"

    3. 7. LHM Male Stripper Collar & Cuff Kit

      LHM Male Stripper Collar & Cuff Kit

      Add some Magic Mike style to your secret Santa gift with our LHM stripper-inspired collar and cuffs.

      This Velcro-fastening set is perfect for loads of role play scenarios, from butlers to Bond.

      • Adjustable Velcro fastenings fit a range of sizes
      • Fun yet sexy for the perfect gift
      • High-quality fabric
      Ideal for:
      • The exhibitionist
      What you say:

      "Had a really positive response from my wife. She loved it, nice and exposing and a great bit of fun!"

    1. 8. Lovehoney Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar

      Lovehoney Oh! 30 Nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar

      Why not start the year with a bang? With the Lovehoney Oh! 30 nights of Hot Sex Kinky Calendar you will banish boredom in the bedroom for good. Well, at least for a month. Let the saucy instructions inspire you to sexy activities.

      • 30-day calendar with sexy instructions for more bedroom fun
      • Different instruction every day
      • Perfect gift for couples
      Ideal for:
      • The adventurous couple
      What you say:

      "I'm not going to be a spoiler and reveal what's behind each door. What I will say is there's nothing that's particularly taboo or that can't be done by any couple, including same-sex. If you're a couple looking to spice things up it's a must buy."

    2. 9. Lovehoney Bionic Bullet 5 Function Vibrating Cock Ring

      Lovehoney Bionic Bullet 5 Function Vibrating Cock Ring

      This mini marvel for couples will heat things up between the sheets. With its vibrating multispeed bullet and twin rings it is the gift that keeps on giving. Put a ring (or two) on it this Christmas! You’re welcome.

      • Powerful vibrating cock ring
      • Removable bullet vibrator
      • Waterproof
      Ideal for:
      • Couples who like to spice things up
      What you say:

      "Amazing isn't the word. Me and my wife loved it and enjoyed every second of it while making love. The sensation felt unreal and my wife said it felt amazing when it vibrates on her clit."

    3. 10. Lovehoney Oh! Hot Knots Beginner's Bondage Game

      Lovehoney Oh! Hot Knots Beginner's Bondage Game (4 Piece)

      A great cheeky gift for a giggle and some inspiration for foreplay and sex, the Lovehoney Oh! Hot Knots Beginner's Bondage Game lets you explore each other in a variety of activities. You will both get your turn thanks to "switch" cards that allow you to shift which player is in control.

      • Thrilling bondage-style card game
      • 4-piece set with cards, blindfold, satin ties and safety instructions
      • Great for spicing up game night
      Ideal for:
      • The risk taker
      What you say:

      "This game worked wonders and definitely spiced up an already active love life, it allowed us to try out things we haven't done before,, giving in to sensual temptations and most importantly have a lot of fun in the process."

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