Lovehoney's Review of the Month, June 2014
Yet again you've dazzled us with your sex toy reviews this month! From detailed and precise, to funny and entertaining, your feedback is always a pleasure to read and this month has had us smiling from ear-to-ear.
Review of the Month
Dave_S is our winner for June - congratulations! Not only is his review of the Tracey Cox EDGE Ultimate Performance Kit helpful and informative, but his (clearly, quite special) relationship with "Little Dave" kept us entertained.
"Like many middle-aged men, my body has started to let me down. My hair's going grey and my joints are starting to ache. But most worryingly of all, Little Dave isn't quite as perky as he used to be. Where once he stood proud and erect, a monument to my virility, now he is but a pale shadow of his former glory, lying broken and half-hidden in the undergrowth, like the toppled statue of a once great leader. Unlike most middle-aged men, however, I chose not to buy a motorbike but instead put Little Dave into training, to get him back up to fighting weight…."
Read Dave_S's review in full. (Seriously, it's a good read!)
To say thank you for submitting such a fabulous review, we've sent Dave_S a $200 Lovehoney voucher to spend on anything he pleases!
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So, Dave_S got his hands on the top prize this month, but what about the runners up? Well, we've hand-picked four of our favourites to win 2,000 Oh! Points to spend or save at Lovehoney!
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"My first time using it… Well, I didn't even get through the full set of speeds and patterns! But after a moment to scrape myself off the mattress, I got going again and enjoyed a good multiple without even having to lift a finger! [Plus it's] great when combined with a little light (or heavy) bondage - you can't do a damned thing but squirm while the stimulation remains firmly out of your hands!"
"I have never managed to have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation before. While it still takes a lot of clitoral build-up, this toy has made me come both by myself and with a partner just from the toy inside. I didn't even think it was possible for me, and it was amazing."
"On top of that, my partner has managed to make me ejaculate twice with this beauty, with nothing like the amount of work we've had to put in before. So yeah, in case it wasn't clear, I LIKE this toy."
"Generally, penetrative sex for us lasts between 10 and 20 minutes. With the stamina ring, my partner was able to hold out for at least 30 minutes every time, without any kind of slowing down or pausing in between. Also, his climax was slow and much more intense when it happened."
"These are basically amazing. There's a bit of a learning curve on using them, so be prepared to have to adjust them at first until you learn what works for the nipples you are squishing with these. In my quest for a nipple toy that fits my large and pierced breasts, I haven't found anything close to how well these work."
"Overall, I can't find anything to complain about. At all. The price on these is fantastic. The construction is sturdy. And they are effective for a range of sizes and shapes. The rest of the line seems exciting, and I'm really looking forward to getting my hands on more."
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