Top 5 Sex Machines

Sex is great, but have you ever taken a sex machine for a spin? If you’re on the market for a piece of machinery to make your wet dream come true, we’ve put together our top 5 sex machine picks.

There’s nothing quite like seeing a sex machine in action for the very first time. It’s like popping your cherry all over again! If watching one do its thing has given you an urge to take one for a spin yourself, you’ve come to the perfect place.

Mechanical sex simulator doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, but once you see one in action you’ll be frothin’ to take it for a spin!

From budget to bougie, Lovehoney is home to the best range of sex machines in Australia.

Best for luxe play: The Cowgirl Premium Remote and App Controlled Riding Sex Machine

The Cowgirl Premium Remote and App Controlled Riding Sex Machine
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$2,699.95

Save a horse and ride the Cowgirl Riding Sex Machine instead. Built specifically for solo play, this incredibly luxe sex machine blends functionality with fantasy so you can go buck wild without harming any animals. Featuring two interchangeable silky-smooth silicone attachments, 360° swivel rotation and a number of vibrational modes, you’ll be in for a wild ride with this beauty!

What customers say: "High price tag, but it’s very high quality and does exactly what you would expect it to. Very intense for myself (male) and my girlfriend. Works amazing for both genders".

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Best for vulva owners: Lovehoney Love Motion Remote Control Warming Thrusting Sex Machine Set

Lovehoney Love Motion Remote Control Warming Thrusting Sex Machine Set
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$224.95

One dildo is great, but two are even better, especially when they’re loaded into the Lovehoney Love Motion Sex Machine! Remote controlled for convenience, choose from a realistic or non-realistic dong in varying sizes to do the deed. Just lube it up with a water-based lube and stick it to the surface of your choice using the suction cup and let this baby have its way with you. With 10 vibrational functions and 10 speeds to choose from, you’ll be able to find a function that works for you.

What customers say: "This item is a great little machine. It has a lot of good settings on it and comes with two different types of dong which are both perfectly picked for everyone to enjoy - not too big and not too small. The machine itself is sleek and well made and nicely compact for easy storage… It has a good kick too, and it is very user-friendly and for the price. It is arguably the best more discreet option on the market".

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Best for penis owners: Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator

Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator
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Some sex machines pound, while others blow - like the Hummer Plus Ultimate Blow Job Male Masturbator. Supercharge your penis pleasure with this blow job simulator. With a number of different functions to choose from, you can opt to increase your stamina with deep stimulation or you can blow your load in an instant with the random patterns and suction modes that are designed to mimic the real thing.

What customers say: "If you're looking for a toy that slightly moves on your junk while vibrating and letting you relax, you definitely need this. If you’re a perfect fit. the suction will be perfect and you will see the toy pump away. If you want the toy to be even better and move more on your junk, you need to sync the toy’s movement with your hand. That way the toy will maybe move 2cm more and it is way nicer (as if you'd be holding your lovers head and following the movement)".

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Best for variety: Dark Magic Inflatable Remote Control Thrusting Sex Machine

Dark Magic Inflatable Remote Control Thrusting Sex Machine
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If lazy loving is your style, then just sit back, relax and let this thrusting sex machine take you from zero to pure, ecstatic bliss! With your choice of three realistic dildos of differing sizes, you can tailor your bang to suit you. Simply inflate the bed, attach your dildo of choice and use the remote control for the ultimate hands-free pleasure!

What customers say: "I now do NOT need a man! I can control it to the right speed so the sex is my way the way I want it. I would definitely recommend lube as the pounding I got is like nothing I’ve felt before (in a good way). Best of all, you chose the size, and in a position I want, I just spread my legs and press the on button. No more letdowns and no mess after".

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Best for realism: THRUST Pro Elite Tamara Rechargeable Remote Control Vibrating Masturbator 10.5kg

THRUST Pro Elite Tamara Rechargeable Remote Control Vibrating Masturbator Kit
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Some sex machines are for pounding, others are meant to get pounded. Have your way with the THRUST Pro Elite Tamara Rechargeable Remote Control Vibrating Masturbator. This authentic-looking posterior is made from super supple, skin-like materials that look and feel just like the real thing. Choose between the poonani or the booty, both of which are heavily textured for intense sensations with every thrust. Pair with the removable vibe for even more intense sensations.

What customers say: "I love this toy! It feels so good. The tightness is perfect. Also, grabbing and slapping it feels so real. It makes me burst so good. And the addition of baby oil is good".

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