1. Touche Freezable Chocolate Massage Oil & Lubricant 80ml

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      1. Touche Freezable Chocolate Massage Oil & Lubricant 80ml

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    1. Product Description

      This delicious lubricant smells and tastes exactly like chocolate while feeling silky smooth with minimal stick-factor. A fabulous multi-purpose lube in a pump-action bottle.

      This 80ml bottle of all-purpose lubricant is perfect to spice things up in the bedroom.

      Try squirting this tasty lube into an ice cube tray for a hot summer treat or use neat as a sexy-smelling massage lubricant.

      Water-based and latex compatible.

      Ingredients: Aqua, Triacetin, Saccharine, Choco Aroma, Hydroxyethycellulose, Bronopol, Methylisothiazolinone, Idopropynyl Butylcarbamate.

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      1. Touche Freezable Chocolate Massage Oil & Lubricant 80ml
      2. Touche Freezable Chocolate Massage Oil & Lubricant 80ml

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    1. Like a kid in a sweet shop

      Reviewed: 29 October 2011 by cheerfulwaster, a Straight Married Male

      My wife and I have experimented with quite a lot of lubes in our time from Durex and KY through to Astroglide and each time my wife has complained of the "chemical" smell that accompanies them.

      With this however I appealed to her love of chocolate! While it's not Cadbury's (!) it is pleasant and not at all chemical smelling - or tasting. It's doesn't go sticky when in use and really does lubricate sufficiently. It's also great to be able to pause during coitus and engage in some oral without having to temporarily clean up or endure the taste of lube!

      Overall, we love it! Be aware that the bottle does have a pump on the top which does "squirt" the lube unless you slowly push down. This came as a shock when I attempted to apply the lube directly with a good push on the button!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It's very slippery and not at all sticky.
      Cons
      I love everything about it.
      Bottom line
      Chocolatey and not sticky!
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    1. Plain and simple – this is amazing!

      Reviewed: 11 July 2010 by littlepixi, a Straight Married Female

      This is perfect for anyone who has a sweet tooth or love of chocolate! It tastes just like a popular chocolate – it’s brilliant for oral.

      It’s really slick and has no stickiness, so it’s perfect as a lube to use with a toy. For an extra twist, it’s also freezable. I wouldn’t leave it in there for long though – 3 hours at the most.

      I love this lube I just wish there was more of it in the bottle.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Everything – the flavour, the feel, the ability to freeze it.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Overall, a tasty, brilliant lube.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. The only chocolate I can say no to

      Reviewed: 12 October 2010 by Tupperwareheart, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      "I'd rather lick a sweaty armpit" said my OH, wrinkling his nose as I waved this bottle of lube at him and gestured not-so-subtly at my hoohah.

      And I can hardly blame him. Whatever this tastes like, it sure isn't chocolate.

      Packaging:

      It's a fairly innocent looking bottle, no naked people writhing, no naughty words. (Although it does say flavorful, which for some unknown reason I found sweet.) Just plain and simple packaging with the words massage lubricant on the front and a tempting piece of chocolate. Yummy.

      Why did I buy it?

      Because I wanted to branch out into flavoured lubes, but I hated all the nasty ingredients in most of the others available.This one boasts absolutely no aspartame, no glycerine and definitely no parabens while being deliciously chocolate flavoured. It's like all my wet dreams had come at once!

      In the boudoir:

      It tastes like I imagine a chocolate scented gel pen would taste. It's bitter and indescribably foul, one sniff was enough to convince my OH he didn't want it anywhere near his mouth.

      On the plus side though, it's actually a pretty decent lubricant and an equally good massage oil. It goes into the skin quickly, leaving it soft and silky but never sticky. Just don't stick your tongue on it.

    2. Overall Rating:
      4 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Dinky bottle, non sticky texture, no nasties!
      Cons
      The taste.
      Bottom line
      Great lube, bad flavour.
    3. 6 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes