1. Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold

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      1. Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold

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    1. Product Description

      The perfect blindfold for belligerent subs, this satin sleep mask is detailed with iridescent sequins and is emblazoned with the words "Fuck Off". Message loud and clear, whether or not it's obeyed is another matter. A fun and quirky bedroom bondage toy.

      Throw common decency and courtesy out of the window with this brazen eye mask. Bold and beautiful, it makes a statement that's impossible to ignore and tempting to disobey.

    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold
      2. Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold

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    1. Wonderfully quirky

      Reviewed: 19 September 2014 by FlorenceRouRou, a Straight Going Steady Female

      An amusing product that is also soft and comfortable to wear. The main part of the sleeping mask is soft, non-itchy and pleasant to wear.

      The mask fits well and the elastic headband is durable and has not yet worn out, though it has been well used both in bed as a blindfold and when travelling (which has got some interesting looks!).

      The stitching is very well done, none of the sequins have fallen off and the lettering has remained as good as the day I bought it. Excellent value for money.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The mask fits well and is comfortable to wear.
      Cons
      The sequins are a little scratchy
      Bottom line
      Excellent, both as a gag gift and a (sort of) serious purchase!
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    1. Counting sheep? Nah

      Reviewed: 13 August 2013 by MandiVonSweiss, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      I got this for my mum some Christmases ago, and to my surprise she still has it!

      Her face lit up when I gave her it and she absolutely loves it, The sequins haven't come off, the elastic hasn't snapped, and the material isn't uncomfortable.

      The product comes in a plain plastic box, with a bit of card advertising the product, straight to the point if anything!

      I wish that they made a twin pack because I know me and my OH could do with some eye masks. :-)

      Might get one myself!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great build quality, very humorous!
      Cons
      That there isn't a twin pack!
      Bottom line
      Brilliant novelty gift, but works well!
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    1. Does what it says on the tin

      Reviewed: 24 June 2013 by rubysoho, a Straight Single Female

      Nice soft material. I don't like the sequins really so I shall unpick them and remove them.

      This wasn't bought for roleplay or anything kinky so it will probably be quite a boring review... but definitely did the trick for wearing for a nap this afternoon. :)

      Stayed on well without being too tight, no discomfort, or itchiness, or any tags rubbing. Worth the money and going to be my new favourite nap accessory!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Stayed on with no discomfort .
      Cons
      Sequins look a bit tacky.
      Bottom line
      Great little nap mask.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes